[Theory] Why Hiruzen was perverted.

[Senju Bean]

Prime Hiruzen is history's strongest.

So it makes sense that Hiruzen has the best genetics.

Evolution needs a way to spread those Hiruzen genes.


That is why Hiruzen was a horny womanizer. That way he was able to spread those precious Hiruzen genes to develop as many progeny as possible.


It's natural selection at its finest.

 

[SayWhat21]

everyone is horny once in a while even the sage of the six paths

 

[Mr Freeze]

????? yourself

 

[Reflection]

Prime Hiruzen will come back to claim his throne, mark my words.

 

[maniaoqan]

Is that mean Biwako cheated on him ? I mean Asuma was quite weak after all.. Maybe thats why he and Asuma couldn't get along.

 

[Flakez]

Too bad evolution really failed you.

 

[Agent Phrank]

Why do people heedlessly apply Biology to their trivial arguments?

 

[Venomous Cobra]

Prime hiruzen was never horny , prime hiruzen had all the *****es back in days , the old hiruzen only let naruto do that because he felr sorry for him

 

[roncato]

Prime Hiruzen is history's strongest.

So it makes sense that Hiruzen has the best genetics.

Evolution needs a way to spread those Hiruzen genes.


That is why Hiruzen was a horny womanizer. That way he was able to spread those precious Hiruzen genes to develop as many progeny as possible.


It's natural selection at its finest.

History's weakest, ya mean ?

 

[Venomous Cobra]

History's weakest, ya mean ?

Prime hiruzen can natruleize hornyness itself

 

[Agron92]

Prime Hiruzen is history's strongest.

So it makes sense that Hiruzen has the best genetics.

Evolution needs a way to spread those Hiruzen genes.


That is why Hiruzen was a horny womanizer. That way he was able to spread those precious Hiruzen genes to develop as many progeny as possible.


It's natural selection at its finest.

Hiruzen is below Hashirama, probably even below Tobirama.

 

[Mr Hiru]

Prime Hiruzen is history's strongest.

So it makes sense that Hiruzen has the best genetics.

Evolution needs a way to spread those Hiruzen genes.


That is why Hiruzen was a horny womanizer. That way he was able to spread those precious Hiruzen genes to develop as many progeny as possible.


It's natural selection at its finest.

I thought it was Jirayia who took him in that path. Lol