Why does Dan exist?

[Piratefish]

What purpose does this guy:

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Serve?

Does he add anything to Tsunade's backstory?
(No, everything he represents is already exemplified by Nawaki.)

Does he perform any awesome feats during the war?
(No, unless you think accomplishing literally NOTHING [beyond laying one on Tsunade] is an awesome achievement.)

Does he have ANYTHING ELSE to his name or backstory that is interesting to ANYONE?
(I'm curious, does ANYONE like Dan?)



Is his ENTIRE PURPOSE to serve as a POST-MORTEM COCKBLOCKER for Jiraiya?

 

[Dantee]

You hit the money on your last point.

 

[Narutofan4203]

Pretty much your last comment
Fodder to server backstory, no further purpose

 

[lol99]

lol nice question xd

 

[Megan Terumi]

Same question applies to pretty much everyone who's not a top tier lol

 

[Piratefish]

You hit the money on your last point.

'S what I figured. Whyyyy does Kishi believe that relationships are completely IMPOSSIBLE to achieve?

Pretty much your last comment
Fodder to server backstory, no further purpose

The thing is, Dan doesn't even serve in the backstory.

 

[natssuu]

He doesn't exist, he's just fictional character made by Kishi

 

[Piratefish]

He doesn't exist, he's just fictional character made by Kishi

I can tell that you're completely hilarious at parties.

 

[soyeongun]

Does he add anything to Tsunade's backstory?
Yes.

Does he perform any awesome feats during the war?
Why should he?

Does he have ANYTHING ELSE to his name or backstory that is interesting to ANYONE?
Remember when Tsunade recommended medical ninja system and he was the only one supprted it?

 

[Dantee]

'S what I figured. Whyyyy does Kishi believe that relationships are completely IMPOSSIBLE to achieve?

Kishi likes to use tragic romance in Naruto . He is such a bastard when it comes to relationships.

 

[Varrah]

That ghost technique showed some promise. Though unconsciously adhering to the matter, I cannot think of any purpose for him. Unless he's Minato's Father.

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[DrProof]

He's a fodder nothing more, nothing less.

 

[natssuu]

I can tell that you're completely hilarious at parties.

That's funny, a while ago someone said the exact same thing on youtube xd

 

[Piratefish]

Does he add anything to Tsunade's backstory?
Yes.

How does he accomplish anything Nawaki doesn't?

Does he perform any awesome feats during the war?
Why should he?

You know, to not waste valuable panel space on someone standing still in a purple box.

Does he have ANYTHING ELSE to his name or backstory that is interesting to ANYONE?
Remember when Tsunade recommended medical ninja system and he was the only one supprted it?

Yes, that's why Tsunade decided to bone him. I guess "ways into Tsunade's pants" is a pretty interesting topic.

Kishi loves tragic romance. He is such a bastard when it comes to love.

Hopefully we'll have earned some by the end of the War...

But probably not.

That ghost technique showed some promise.

It didn't exactly fulfill that promise, and now it never will...

That's funny, a while ago someone said the exact same thing on youtube xd

I suppose your writing just gives off that kind of vibe, you know...

 

[lol99]

That ghost technique showed some promise. But unconsciously adhering to the matter, I cannot think of any purpose for him. Unless he's Minato's Father.

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to even suggest that the great minato's father can be such a fodder character is blasphemy

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[~Sovereign~]

LOL

 

[soyeongun]

How does he accomplish anything Nawaki doesn't?



You know, to not waste valuable panel space on someone standing still in a purple box.



Yes, that's why Tsunade decided to bone him. I guess "ways into Tsunade's pants" is a pretty interesting topic.

ok.. funny...

 

[Konohas Silent Assassin]

for a 4man barrier to hold him shows he must have been quite strong, Choza mentions it too. i also like his ghost technique.
would have liked to have seen a bit more though.
other than that he wasn't that great at all.

 

[Piratefish]

to even suggest that the great minato's father can be such a fodder character is blasphemy

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Agreed. They don't look even SLIGHTLY similar! WHY MUST YOU POISON MY MIND like this?

ok.. funny...

Thank you. I try. Nice to know someone appreciates my little jokes.

 

[mikeeozua]

Ive been thinking this the whole time! poor jiraiya watching dan and tsunade in the afterlife, is just eternally cockblocked