Why do people think Zetsu is dumb? Hell I want to be a damn Zetsu!

[theRPGdude]

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Zetsu

What's so great about an artificial clone of Hashirama?

• Morph into walls!
• Become the earth itself!
• Don't even have to take a dump! (That's a must!)
• Copies perfectly!
• Knowledgable and able to spread intel!
• Sexy!
• Wood Style! (Come on Hashirama fans!)
• Flamboyant accent!
• Can slipt and reproduce!
• Morph into a abomination!
• Travel instantaneous!
• Don't even have to eat!
• Can recreate limbs and other stuff!
• Smarter!
• Better!
• Faster!
• Stronger!
• Can suck up Caktra!
• Become a living plant!
• If you get lonely make more!
And Even Moar!!! :|

Those same stupid ass Zetsu confused the entire alliance! Hell even confused supposed smart Sakura! Hell why waste time with our feeble human bodies when we can give it all up and become a Zetsu!

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You Know You Want To do That?​

 

[Strata Uchiha]

Black Zetsu >>>> White Zetsu

 

[Cfighter]

Who says Zetsu is dumb? He's the Akatsuki's intelligence bearer, and formed from Madara's will. White Zetsu may act goofy, but thats not to say he's dumb

 

[theRPGdude]

Black Zetsu >>>> White Zetsu

White is just at good as black!

 

[Elio]

Black Zetsu >>>> White Zetsu

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[Cypher]

they think he is dumb because he is only black zetsu has any brains white zetsu is an idiot

 

[Disquiet]

Although I never thought he was dumb, you've enlightened me a bit. What would be truly awesome, is if he can still taste food (Not sure if he can). I'm jealous.

 

[TenthHokagexRamen]

You wanna become a fodder? Zetsu good at spying and gathering intel nothing more.

 

[Penguin]

Black Zetsu is a good fighter.

 

[Omnipotent]

If you have some Hashirama inside of you, you're up there.

 

[hawaiianmike]

Zetsu is actually one of the smarter dudes in the series. I would so give up this body and be a Zetsu. I'll just have to remember to stay away from Naruto before I turn into a tree.

 

[VongolaX]

He's not dumb, he's just weak @$$ f*ck. white zetsu has hashirama's characteristic and black has madara's. They re not dumb since they know more ilof each akatsuki's powers more than the user. black zetsu may of been the brains but he was so weak as hell