Nope. Not bragging. This is me bragging:
I once sat down with a couple of friends and drank 25 full glasses of a strong Sangria we made the day before. It was a blast, probably the best day ever. I was beyond drunk. My vision was blurred, my entire body was numb, I could barely walk straight, and I felt like nothing else mattered but that awesome moment hanging out with my friends and making hilarious jokes. I could get even more drunk but sadly we ran out of gasoline, and since my metabolism is fast the high didn't last as long as I wanted it.
But you're a lightweight so you wouldn't be able to handle maybe 6 of those glasses.
LMAO. The irony in your comment is priceless.
Let's recount. Who started this cockfight? You.
You got triggered because I made a comment about me taking a glass of 90% proof vodka and you came at me hard calling me a lightweight.
And then you proceed to make the claim how 50% alcohol is "apple juice" and how you can down 10 shots in 5 minutes easily and not be more drunk than someone who took 5 shots in the same amount of time, and how anything less is a woman.
But apparently, that's not bragging.
And then Mr.7 up here tells his amazing story about he took 25 full glasses of a strong Sangria that he made. *cough*bullshit*cough*
But, that's not bragging.
I don't even know why you feel the need to measure up to me? Shit I'm not that impressive.