Why do NBMembers think that Itachi has aids? Is there any evidence?

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Unfortunately he did died of Aids. Ironicly it's the only thing that can Solo the Solo King.
 

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WHY ITACHI HAS AIDS (A thread reply inside a thread)

Symtoms of HIV

[*]Muscle and joint aches/Chest pains
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[*]Headache/Fever
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[*]rapid weight loss (sunken in cheeks, lack of fat)
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[*] Extreme Tiredness (exhaustion through out his fight against Sasuke lead to this)
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[*] Coughing up blood (Coughing up blood (hemoptysis) is usually caused by lung infections such as bronchitis, pneumonia or bronchiectasis, violent coughing, & fluid in the lungs. These infections do occur in people with HIV/AIDS since their immune system is at risk.)
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All jokes aside, I honestly believe Itachi had aids.
 
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I honestly don't think anyone actually believes that, it's just spouted out as an inside joke. (I even joke about it often but don't believe it.) I remember seeing a thread on another forum pointing to another real life disease with matching symptoms and everything, but I could never find it again :/

EDIT: Did a quick search on the matter, I found what is very likely the page I accessed earlier, and it's not forum, but it is Naruto-related.



^This is actually the most compelling theory I've seen about Itachi's illness.

That's a cool theory, it sucks that itachi died from a disease, and from being blind
 

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I don't know about Itachi, but I remember reading somewhere that apparently Kimimaro was so sick he couldn't move his body. He had to move his skeleton in order to move.
 

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Damn, got that HD camera and everything
I mean when you're rich, you can buy nice things
so you were watching the game and Kishi was smiling for the camera? Why didn't he tell you they were taking pictures? he was pointing his thumb at you and all. Were you upset about it? And what does kishi's hat say? o______o
Too many question, you made me cry
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I remember when Kishi was black.
Yea he got his skin color changed
He told me he was always black at heart
 
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Unfortunately he did died of Aids. Ironicly it's the only thing that can Solo the Solo King.
NOPE. A disease, a Hydra , and an Uchiha with the spirit of a dead guy killed Itachi..
WHY ITACHI HAS AIDS (A thread reply inside a thread)

Symtoms of HIV

[*]Muscle and joint aches/Chest pains
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[*]Headache/Fever
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[*]rapid weight loss (sunken in cheeks, lack of fat)
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[*] Extreme Tiredness (exhaustion through out his fight against Sasuke lead to this)
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[*] Coughing up blood (Coughing up blood (hemoptysis) is usually caused by lung infections such as bronchitis, pneumonia or bronchiectasis, violent coughing, & fluid in the lungs. These infections do occur in people with HIV/AIDS since their immune system is at risk.)
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All jokes aside, I honestly believe Itachi had aids.
awww that's so sad... he didn't wear protection maybe.. maybe Shisui slept around and Itachi touched his bloody eye after biting his finger to make it bleed for summoning the crow with the eyeball(the eye was still bloody)
 

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And technically speaking, even if it was AIDS/HIV, that would not have killed Itachi, the disease only weakens your immune system and leaves the infected vulnerable to infection/illness. It would take some other illness/infection to kill you, which is why the link my previous post makes more sense.
 

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NOPE. A disease, a Hydra , and an Uchiha with the spirit of a dead guy killed Itachi..

awww that's so sad... he didn't wear protection maybe.. maybe Shisui slept around and Itachi touched his bloody eye after biting his finger to make it bleed for summoning the crow with the eyeball(the eye was still bloody)
Lovers could also mean men.
I'm convinced that Itachi is gay, until Kishi says otherwise.
 

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Where is the evidence he doesn't have aids? XD it's just a joke
 

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WHY ITACHI HAS AIDS (A thread reply inside a thread)

Symtoms of HIV

[*]Muscle and joint aches/Chest pains
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[*]Headache/Fever
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[*]rapid weight loss (sunken in cheeks, lack of fat)
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[*] Extreme Tiredness (exhaustion through out his fight against Sasuke lead to this)
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[*] Coughing up blood (Coughing up blood (hemoptysis) is usually caused by lung infections such as bronchitis, pneumonia or bronchiectasis, violent coughing, & fluid in the lungs. These infections do occur in people with HIV/AIDS since their immune system is at risk.)
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All jokes aside, I honestly believe Itachi had aids.
Wow, a serious reply :/
 

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Ya but he thinks like a white person though.

Quite the little cornucopia of race he is.
He should be on posters about anti-racism
An asian man who's black at heart but has the mind of a white person
 

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Itachi was a blithering idiot who didn't use the yata mirror as "protection" while playing with the hookers, so him getting AIDS is very likely.
 

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WHY ITACHI HAS AIDS (A thread reply inside a thread)

Symtoms of HIV

[*]Muscle and joint aches/Chest pains
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[*]Headache/Fever
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[*]rapid weight loss (sunken in cheeks, lack of fat)
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[*] Extreme Tiredness (exhaustion through out his fight against Sasuke lead to this)
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[*] Coughing up blood (Coughing up blood (hemoptysis) is usually caused by lung infections such as bronchitis, pneumonia or bronchiectasis, violent coughing, & fluid in the lungs. These infections do occur in people with HIV/AIDS since their immune system is at risk.)
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All jokes aside, I honestly believe Itachi had aids.

Lmao, epic.
 

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There is evidence. I just don't want to link a porn site on here.
 
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