Lord Goku
Leaf Village Regular 🍃
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- May 10, 2012
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Still, chicken can't cross roads without having its motives questioned...
So why did chicken cross the road?
Naruto: It was the chicken's way of ninja!
Sakura: To find its true love *sigh*
Sai: It lacked **** *snorts something about Naruto* ♥
Sasuke: To take revenge on the farmer who slaughtered the chicken's whole clan. The chicken just lives for its revenge *angst*
Karin: I agree with Sasuke. *pushes up glasses* Not because I would just like to agree with him. No. I just happen to share the EXACTLY same opinion. PURELY COINCIDENCE!
Suigetsu: The chicken went to steal a big sword from a big fish. Duh.
Juugo: *mumbles*
Hinata: Um...I...um...I th-think tha-that...*looks around, blushes and slurs something*
Shino: To eat innocent bugs *curses all the chickens*
Kiba: Akamaru, stop chasing those chickens!
Ino: *flicks her hair* Hmph. Like I would have time to answer that *looks at herself in the mirror*
Shikamaru: It's too troublesome to think. If I was a chicken I wouldn't even bother to cross the road. That sounds too troublesome.
Chouji: Mmmmm...Chickens...*chews*
Gai-sensei: Crossing the road is a special kind of mission that is given only to the special kind of chickens *gives thumb up* The chicken is enjoying the spirit of YOUTH!
Lee: *stares Gai-sensei in awe* YES GAI-SENSEI!
Neji: It was the chicken's fate to cross the street. Its fate that some are born to be chickens whose fate is to cross the road, that some are born to be roads whose fate is to be crossed by chickens and that some are born to be cars whose fate is to run over the chickens whose fate is to cross the roads who's fate is to be crossed. It's fate, don't you dare deny it!
Tenten: To finally get some action!
Kakashi-sensei: *reads Icha Icha Paradise and doesn't even bother to answer*
Tsunade: I'm THE Hokage (Bow to me, bitches!) Don't bother me with questions like that! I'm very busy *is filling pools coupons* Shizune, you answer.
Jiraya: Chicken? I remember once meeting this hot chick with HUGE melons... Read all about it from the newest volume of Icha Icha Paradise! Now also on eBay!
Gaara: To die. In the rain. Alone. *emo*
Kankuro: Who did you call a chicken?!? That's it, I'll kill you with my dolls.
Temari: Men are worthless if they can't answer a question like that. But then again, I don't feeling like telling the answer.
Itachi: To kill all other chickens to get some kickass chicken-jutsu and just leave one chick alive so it will become an avenger. Don't ever ask me questions again or you're dead.
Deidara: *blows up the chicken and the road* Art is a BANG! ♥
Orochimaru: Kabuto, that angsty chicken has the ability to cross the roads. Let's take over its body!
Kabuto: Yes Orochimaru-sama! feeling that I've been so
P.S i didnt know where to post this thats y i post it here
So why did chicken cross the road?
Naruto: It was the chicken's way of ninja!
Sakura: To find its true love *sigh*
Sai: It lacked **** *snorts something about Naruto* ♥
Sasuke: To take revenge on the farmer who slaughtered the chicken's whole clan. The chicken just lives for its revenge *angst*
Karin: I agree with Sasuke. *pushes up glasses* Not because I would just like to agree with him. No. I just happen to share the EXACTLY same opinion. PURELY COINCIDENCE!
Suigetsu: The chicken went to steal a big sword from a big fish. Duh.
Juugo: *mumbles*
Hinata: Um...I...um...I th-think tha-that...*looks around, blushes and slurs something*
Shino: To eat innocent bugs *curses all the chickens*
Kiba: Akamaru, stop chasing those chickens!
Ino: *flicks her hair* Hmph. Like I would have time to answer that *looks at herself in the mirror*
Shikamaru: It's too troublesome to think. If I was a chicken I wouldn't even bother to cross the road. That sounds too troublesome.
Chouji: Mmmmm...Chickens...*chews*
Gai-sensei: Crossing the road is a special kind of mission that is given only to the special kind of chickens *gives thumb up* The chicken is enjoying the spirit of YOUTH!
Lee: *stares Gai-sensei in awe* YES GAI-SENSEI!
Neji: It was the chicken's fate to cross the street. Its fate that some are born to be chickens whose fate is to cross the road, that some are born to be roads whose fate is to be crossed by chickens and that some are born to be cars whose fate is to run over the chickens whose fate is to cross the roads who's fate is to be crossed. It's fate, don't you dare deny it!
Tenten: To finally get some action!
Kakashi-sensei: *reads Icha Icha Paradise and doesn't even bother to answer*
Tsunade: I'm THE Hokage (Bow to me, bitches!) Don't bother me with questions like that! I'm very busy *is filling pools coupons* Shizune, you answer.
Jiraya: Chicken? I remember once meeting this hot chick with HUGE melons... Read all about it from the newest volume of Icha Icha Paradise! Now also on eBay!
Gaara: To die. In the rain. Alone. *emo*
Kankuro: Who did you call a chicken?!? That's it, I'll kill you with my dolls.
Temari: Men are worthless if they can't answer a question like that. But then again, I don't feeling like telling the answer.
Itachi: To kill all other chickens to get some kickass chicken-jutsu and just leave one chick alive so it will become an avenger. Don't ever ask me questions again or you're dead.
Deidara: *blows up the chicken and the road* Art is a BANG! ♥
Orochimaru: Kabuto, that angsty chicken has the ability to cross the roads. Let's take over its body!
Kabuto: Yes Orochimaru-sama! feeling that I've been so
P.S i didnt know where to post this thats y i post it here
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especially naruto's, sasukes, and gai's 
