Why did Sasuke only have 1 kid?

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loool this EXACT argument has been taking place for a month on one of my vids. People are seriously split haha
I can understand the dilemma since they are twins, but they have to know the absolute fact that the twin sibling isn't your father or mother. Meaning it isn't your sibling but your nephew or niece.
 

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That I do not understand, doesn't Sasuke know that Sarada ever gains MS, she got permanetly blind if she has no brother or sister to implant eyes? If Sasuke has 2 kids then if both gets MS, then both can gain EMS by implanting each other eyes.

Then again Sasuke eyes are free since Sasuke is using Itachi eyes, maybe if Sarada gains MS, Sasuke will give his old blind eyes which would turn EMS maybe.


In the grande scheme of things, the EMS (or lack there of) wasn't so much the key issue for me.

You'd think in their society, their predominantly shinobi culture - that having ONE kid was unsual/rare unless a spouse had died and even then you'd think they would be encouraged to remarry and spawn more brats.

Why?

Eh, being shinobi would dictate that kids - shinonbi kids - would have a short lifespan. As seen during the Warring Clans Era and specifically Madara's siblings.

Oh but you might think that with the formation of Ninja Villages that kids didn't drop like flies, as they once did. And maybe, you have a point.

But overall, I think it added a couple of years - say 5 or so to those kids during wartime. Instead of being tossed out at 5/6 years old, they got a small reprieve until they were 10, though in some cases that still didn't apply (Kakashi, Itachi etc).

Given that prior to the series started they'd had THREE major wars... well, it's safe to assume kids became fodder. Danzo was dishing out shinobi-kid-fodder right up until his death in the tree-hungin' pansy ass village of Konoha, think what Kiri did with their kids.
... yup.


My point?
Having one kid, even two is f*cking retarded and unrealistic. These shinobi would/should have been keeping a spawn rate on par with Lemmings.

Clans, Clans with Blood Limits - a genetic bloody legacy - would surely be keen to employ methods of ensuring it's contiuation.
You'd think.

F*cking Kishi. This whole issue is a pet peeve for me. Some have excuses; Kushina/Minato (dead), but the rest? Nope.



Though in Sasuke's case it's explained a little easier. So here's the basic reasons why he has only one daughter;
  1. He spends almost ZERO time in the village with his wife
  2. Perhaps he doesn't WANT kids, why carry on a legacy that was described as "Evil" by the Nandaime Hokage? A legacy that is one that genetically predisposes someone to instanity and mass genocide.
  3. His wife is Sakura. Her genetic contribution to Sarada resulted in FAIL
  4. Chronic fear of producing a son with PINK HAIR.
  5. Reluctance to f*ck Sakura Haruno - which is only natural.
  6. No siblings = Fratricide issue SOLVED.
 
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Because he didn't put Sarada what he had been through. He only had one child to avoid sibling rivalry because that scared him during his childhood and he didn't want to manage more child support just to rival with Naruto's ability of having 2 kids.
 

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That makes them cousins.

If your father had a brother, and he had a child. That makes the child your cousin. Not your sibling lol

What he's trying to say, is that genetically speaking there is no difference between Hiashi and Hizashi. By extension, this means the only genetic difference between Neji and Hinata is that they have different mothers.

It would be like a man who two children, by two different women.

Hinata and Hanabi both refer to Neji, as Nii-san (elder brother) out of respect or admiration. Honorifics in Japanese culture confuse me, but I think that's why they do it.
 

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What he's trying to say, is that genetically speaking there is no difference between Hiashi and Hizashi. By extension, this means the only genetic difference between Neji and Hinata is that they have different mothers.

It would be like a man who two children, by two different women.

Hinata and Hanabi both refer to Neji, as Nii-san (elder brother) out of respect or admiration. Honorifics in Japanese culture confuse me, but I think that's why they do it.

Well Kurosuchi refers to her friend Deidara as "brother." So I don't think it has to do with the half-sibling thing.
 

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That makes them cousins.

If your father had a brother, and he had a child. That makes the child your cousin. Not your sibling lol

No the case is different in the situation of identical twins, they have the same genetic make up, because they originated from one egg within the mother. Therefore Neji & Hinata are technically half siblings.

This can explain the situation slightly better than I can though:

 

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Naruto's gen had more then one sibling family

  • Sasuke and Itachi
  • Hanabi and Hinata
  • Neji and those two girls above are genetically half siblings due to SCIENCE and DNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and one you guys always forget....

  • Kiba and Hana

Poor Kiba always being forgotten in debates :NO:
 
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Well Kurosuchi refers to her friend Deidara as "brother." So I don't think it has to do with the half-sibling thing.

Well Kurotsuchi and Deidara were both raised and trained by Ohnoki. :Sparks:
 

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Because he got bored after the first one. He needed someone sexier to produce the next one. Sadly what he has at home is not satisfying.
 
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He was a decade away from Sakura roaming the dimensions of Kaguya in search of answers.
 

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And of course this became a Sakura bashing thread.

lol yea. They are like that one ugly girl that calls the pretty girl ugly so she can feel better xd, but everyone knows what's up. Sasuke scored. :bdpf:

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He was a decade away from Sakura roaming the dimensions of Kaguya in search of answers.

The simple, straight-forward answer. :lol
 
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because sakura sucks at making babies...a novice
 

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Bcos suckura is less desirable to sasuke in bed.
 

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Honestly, I'm surprised he had a kid despite his dream to restore his clan. I didn't think it would happen
 

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Obito was able to somehow use his Mangekyou sharingan without anyone dying stated here

It say Obito was able to slip through the rocks, which is Obito Kamui. It is possible I am misunderstanding. If someone has the VIZ version that would help more.

A Uchiha only having 1 kid is a bad move. Look at Obito no one to gain EMS.

In viz didn't he say something along the lines of it was sheer luck
 

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That I do not understand, doesn't Sasuke know that Sarada ever gains MS, she got permanetly blind if she has no brother or sister to implant eyes? If Sasuke has 2 kids then if both gets MS, then both can gain EMS by implanting each other eyes.

Then again Sasuke eyes are free since Sasuke is using Itachi eyes, maybe if Sarada gains MS, Sasuke will give his old blind eyes which would turn EMS maybe.
Don't think that's how it works.
 
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