Why can't naruto be more like this?

[Super Ninja]

Whhhyyyyyyy kisshhiii whyyyyyyyyyyy?

Spoiler

[video=youtube;dKzXGTrfX-Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=dKzXGTrfX-Y[/video]

 

[-Raviel-]

cuz kishimoto's a d!ckhead

 

[AnimeIsPerfection]

Congratulations. You have thoroughly disgusted me. :|

 

[Super Ninja]

Lol that's how Madara took izunas eye

 

[ThomasJeffersonwasasadist]

that is the most badass video I ever saw. I can picture that happening to Eric foreman on that seventies show.