Why are all of Sasuke's victories bullshit?

[King Of Pop]

Very pathetic thread. He kicked narutos ass alongside team 7 at oros hideout. I liked how u left dat out(Naruto fan am guessin) would likely hav killed dem wit dat lightnin jutsu if not for oro. Deidara gat taken fair and square ure excuses are lame. Danzo gat outsmarted by a clever genjutsu hence he lost Ay would hav been toasted by dos enton spikes just stop hating its obvious

 

[BISHOPALONE]

Answer is simple, because sasuke himself is bullshit.

 

[BISHOPALONE]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru wasnt a ninja fight, they were just trying to absorb each other.
Sasuke vs Deidera was a decent fight anyway and Sasuke had to take his time to win cos Deidera was a pretty strong opponent. If not for his raiton nature, Deidera will beat him.
Sasuke vs Bee was a forced fight. Bee wasnt intrested in fighting and even if Sasuke came with a killing intent, if he came alone, Bee will do away with him in instants.
Sasuke vs Itachi: Itachi wasnt even fighting there, he was just playing around wanting to see Sasuke's limits.
Sasuke vs Ay: if not for Gaara, Ay would've lost that same arm he lost but Sasuke will die. That blow would have killed him and Ay will just cut off that same right arm he cut off.
Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo was pretty stupid there, fighting a true uchiha using a genjutsu without trying his other jutsu. He relied so much on the last instance, and when it failed, he wanted to target Tobi instead of Sasuke.

 

[Microsword57]

I Could debate about it if that's what your asking?

 

[Stark]

Only one I agree with is Itachi one..

 

[Amaterasuice]

Why are all your posts bs?

Oh well, I can forgive you. It's april fools you know, so I know you're kidding. XD

 

[Dbale]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.

Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).

Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.

Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.

Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).

Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.


I am not hating here, folks. I am just wondering when Sasuke will finally win a battle like a badass (Naruto, Obito, Madara, Kakashi, Hashirama, Itachi, Lee, ... had there badass victories). Not with luck, bullshit or plot no jutsu.

How did deidara destroy sasuke? All I saw in that fight was deidara pulling out a technique and sasuke countering like it was nothing every time. I'm pretty sure A would have lost that I mean susansoo rib cage blocked liger bomb and A was about to land in a pit of Amaterasu. Sasuke won the Danzou fight fair and square how I don't see how Danzou underestimating him makes it any less of a victory. Does sasuke owning team 7 count as a victory? It's not just sasuke I mean some of naruto's wins were down to luck I mean naruto knew all of pains abilities plus hinata and kurama saved him. Not to mention pain couldn't use preta path for half of it or whatever it's called. Either way those fights were still victories its not down to them that their enemies had problems and besides these guys are 16 and are up against some of the best ninja in the series cut them some slack..

 

[Fearmonger]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.
Even if he wasn't sick, Oro would have tried to take Sasuke's body the same way and the same thing would've happened.
Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).
Sasuke had Oro's powers and had every right to use them anytime he wanted, since he almost died for it and took it himself and all.
Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.
Yeah, Killer Bee managed to land a hit on him two times, he sure was pwnong him so hard! (sarcasm). Killer Bee was lucky that.
1) Sasuke was fighting to capture, not to kill, so he was holding back
2) Sasuke just got his MS and didn't know any techniques till he unlocked amaterasu at the very end and had lost his curse mark and snake summon
3) Sasuke was still injured from his fight with Itachi
4) Gyuki was there to help him and save him on multiple occasions, like when Gyuki released him from the genjutsu Sasuke put him in.
Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.
What evidence do you have of this? That's pure speculation and you know it.
Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).
Karin saved absolutely no one. Sasuke noticed Danzo's movements and found out the secret to Izanagi on his own. Read the manga again. Not to mention he killed Danzo 10/10 times.
Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.
Dude, the same can be said about Itachi. They were a team helping each other out. Don't zero in on Sasuke and criticize him.

I am not hating here, folks. I am just wondering when Sasuke will finally win a battle like a badass (Naruto, Obito, Madara, Kakashi, Hashirama, Itachi, Lee, ... had there badass victories). Not with luck, bullshit or plot no jutsu.

The red contains my argument.

 

[EnmaMonkeyKing]

He won the Danzo fight only because Obito warned him about that sealing jutsu of Danzo. Otherwise both would be dead now.
Also, Mei and Oonoki were about to kill him, if Zetsu and Obito wouldn't have saved his Uchiha-ass.

 

[Sasuke the Boss]

WTF...Sasuke won all these fights fair and square. why would you take his victories from him?

 

[BladerItachi]

You forgot to mention Sasuke vs NAruto - Where naruto pretty much cheated death twice and got owned majority of the battle

1. When chidori was put through his chest (should have died) and 2. When his head was bashed in from such height... (Instant death again) but Kurama to the rescue ha ha

And in the end with all his resolve Naruto still couldn't win, ha! and name me one victory where Naruto pulled it off all by himself without any intel, help (Kurama can be included).....