Why are all of Sasuke's victories bullshit?

[EliteRamenNinja]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.

Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).

Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.

Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.

Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).

Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.


I am not hating here, folks. I am just wondering when Sasuke will finally win a battle like a badass (Naruto, Obito, Madara, Kakashi, Hashirama, Itachi, Lee, ... had there badass victories). Not with luck, bullshit or plot no jutsu.

 

[lordmadarauchiha]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.

Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).

Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.

Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.

Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).

Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.

gezz I see you hate him but give him at least one victory

 

[Elio]

The Deidara fight was pretty fair imo. :| Also it's not Sasuke's fault Danzo underestimated Sasuke.

 

[Holy Cross]

I agree.100%

Except the Deidara part.

 

[Horus]

Be Ready To be Bombarded By Sasuke Fans

Edit: I Agree

 

[Sefirosu Masamune]

Danzo and Deidara were killed by sasuke. idc how you slice it he skillfully took these guys out...i give him all the credit for these two kills...

 

[Fecal Matter]

Sasuke vs Killer Bee-This took place right after the Itachi fight so he wasn't at 100% anyway.Its like saying every Akatsuki victory over the tailed beast host was all BS as well since they went in teams too.

Sasuke vs Deidara-Sasuke wasn't aiming to kill Deidara while Deidara wanted to kill Sasuke.All he wanted was information about Itachi nothing more nothing less.

The rest i agree with you on although isn't ninja's about taking advantage of the situation and not fighting fair?

 

[Chuggs]

Why are all of Naruto's victories bullshit?

 

[Sasukenumberonelover]

True bro !
But didn't he beat that guy in the peliminaries at the Chunin Exams
And Naruto at the Valley Of End?

But in part 2 .. True Bro

 

[SilverfoxUchiha]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.

Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).

Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.

Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.

Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).

Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.


I am not hating here, folks. I am just wondering when Sasuke will finally win a battle like a badass. Not with luck, bullshit or plot no jutsu.

Lol i kinda agree when you put it like that. Sasuke is more than capable to win like a badass, but remember, his actions are dictated by the way in which the manga is written lol

 

[Sabaki]

A conjectural piece at best, you failed to examine instances where Sasuke won fairly. He defeated Naruto in part I without any external help, yet you evidently cherry-picked specific occurrences and left the one I just mentioned out.

Very poor thread, though this is NB after all.

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[AnimeKingXD]

The truth has been spoken

 

[EliteRamenNinja]

Deidara was normally ALWAYS calm in his fights. But now suddenly, FROM THE START of his battle with Sasuke, Kishimoto decided to wrote him down like a mad man. And that end... with that snake... C'monn, what about that?

Except from Sasuke vs Naruto at vote part 1, all of Sasuke's important fights were bullshit. Interesting, yes, entertainment, yes, but bullshit too.

 

[lordmadarauchiha]

Sasuke won against Oro because he turned the fight around when in Oro belly.He also would of won the Ay fight if Gaara didn't stop it.He won the danzou fight too and he would of killed kabuto if itachi wasn't there.He also defeated deidra fair too

 

[Pravin5]

I agree dude
Even Konohamaru >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sasuke.

atleast he was able to kill 1 of Pain's path on his own.

 

[Jon Snow.]

Sasuke vs Killer Bee-This took place right after the Itachi fight so he wasn't at 100% anyway.Its like saying every Akatsuki victory over the tailed beast host was all BS as well since they went in teams too.

Sasuke vs Deidara-Sasuke wasn't aiming to kill Deidara while Deidara wanted to kill Sasuke.All he wanted was information about Itachi nothing more nothing less.

The rest i agree with you on although isn't ninja's about taking advantage of the situation and not fighting fair?

Pretty much this....in all fairness.

 

[jaha1231]

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.

Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).

Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.

Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.

Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).

Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.


I am not hating here, folks. I am just wondering when Sasuke will finally win a battle like a badass. Not with luck, bullshit or plot no jutsu.

I was really upset about the Itachi one.

 

[Chīkara]

Sweet victory.

Sasuke vs Orochimaru: People like to say Sasuke owned Orochimaru? Hell no, Orochimaru was weak and could not use his arms (and so his strongest techniques). Sasuke surprised him and turned Oro's cheats against Orochimaru himself. This was a victory without honor.

Sasuke vs Itachi: Well, everyone knows Itachi could have killed Sasuke easily, but he let Sasuke kill him. Dat brother-love. With other words, Itachi lost to himself.

Sasuke vs Deidara: Deidara would have destroyed Sasuke, but Sasuke used that snake at the end... Silly victory. Silly plot (no jutsu).

Sasuke vs Killer Bee: Killer Bee was owning Sasuke very hard... Sasuke had luck team Taka was around.

Sasuke vs A: There was no victory here, but if this fight would have continued, A would have won.

Sasuke vs Danzo: Danzo underestimated Sasuke and was already thinking about Tobi. He lost because of his own fault. Still, Karin needed to save Sasuke 3-4 times in this battle (since Sasuke could not notice Danzo's movements).

Sasuke vs Kabuto: Sasuke was lucky Itachi was there. Else Kabuto would have won without difficulties.


I am not hating here, folks. I am just wondering when Sasuke will finally win a battle like a badass. Not with luck, bullshit or plot no jutsu.

You forgot sasuke vs naruto TWICE
that was a true victory same is for

Naruto vs pain ( Kurama going all out)
Naruto vs Haku( Sasuke saved his ass)
Naruto vs Sasuke ( Sasuke won the battle)
Naruto,yamato vs Sasuke ( Lol naruto weak ass )

Youre thread is invalid.
Deidara and danzo are fair battle's

Then its the same as saying
Gaara vs naruto was not fair because gaara underestimated naruto.

Oh and the sasuke and itachi vs Kabuto battle

What would you do if you see youre dead brother back and you finally know the ''true'' story
can you focus on a battle then... uhm no.

Not to mention Naruto's strongest jutsu is : Plot-no-jutsu

 

[EliteRamenNinja]

I am waiting for a victory from Sasuke where I can say "badass" and till now, nah, not one.

Naruto, Kakashi, Lee, ... all had there badass moments. Sasuke, still waiting.

 

[lordmadarauchiha]

Re: Sweet victory.

You forgot sasuke vs naruto TWICE
that was a true victory same is for

Naruto vs pain ( Kurama going all out)
Naruto vs Haku( Sasuke saved his ass)
Naruto vs Sasuke ( Sasuke won the battle)
Naruto,yamato vs Sasuke ( Lol naruto)

Youre thread is invalid.
Deidara and danzo are fair battle's

Then its the same as saying
Gaara vs naruto was not fair because gaara underestimated naruto.

Oh and the sasuke and itachi vs Kabuto battle

What would you do if you see youre dead brother back and you finally know the ''true'' story
can you focus on a battle then... uhm no.

The yamato,naruto vs sasuke would of ended in sasuke victory he was going to use kirin