Normally "Do a barrel roll," solves any problem....but it would only make you MORE awesome :/
Try not showering...then again as a Zombie...you wouldn't do that anyways.
Make a thread telling people how awesome/what's so awesome about you! That way, people can judge what you find awesome, and potentially it may not end up being viewed as awesometastic as you think you are!
If you need help, try becoming a member of the KKK, but they dont take africans for some reason, they say african's awesomeness is way too good for them, so they usually stay away from those, so dont be black.
1. take a shotgun
2. check if it has bullets
3. if it has, proceed to next step. if it doesn't, load it.
4. bring shotgun to the side of your head
5. pull the trigger