Who will be next GLOBAL HOKAGE after Sasuke?

Bad Touch Yakushi

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The level of denial and insecure fanfic is genuinely funny from an outsider. My casual Narufan roommates laughed at this thread title.
 

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It is pretty retarded that sasuke doesn't have a title of some sort of authority. literally the only guy with his own S/T.

Just a character who no longer seeks a position of authority or power. Sooner his fanbase start understanding his character the better :')
 

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Just a character who no longer seeks a position of authority or power. Sooner his fanbase start understanding his character the better :')

From your butthurt perspective, yes that makes perfect sense. still doesn't for sasuke. :rolleyes:
- that entire Boruto movie beginning and conclusion would had been pointless without his space/time. so he deserves some kind of title or badass nickname just for him. kinda like what happened to minato being called the yellow flash.
 

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From your butthurt perspective, yes that makes perfect sense. still doesn't for sasuke. :rolleyes:
- that entire Boruto movie beginning and conclusion would had been pointless without his space/time. so he deserves some kind of title or badass nickname just for him. kinda like what happened to minato being called the yellow flash.

...To be butthurt i'd have to be a Naruto fanboy- which you know isn't true. By the time Boruto comes round, I actually prefer Sasuke so you can take this strange passive-aggression tonight way outta here.

Normal non-NBers laughed audibly at this thread title, I honestly think that says it all. It's okay to respect and understand what the character is about (having given up his goal for political conquest and just becoming a man of the world) there's no hate here, chill.
 

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This. It's hilarious how people cling to such a fanfic title to further wank their fav.
If anyone is a Global Kage or whatever you guys call it, it's Naruto. He has the full support of the entire Shinobi World including all of the tailed beasts.

:win:
and naruto is the 1 who forgive sasuke all crime
 

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So....you created a position for Sasuke to compensate for the fact that he wasn't the one to end up as actual Hokage?

Wow.

Global Hokage is just a laid back term for strongest ninja in Naruto.
 

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In case it slip your mind their is already one super Kage who is the Boss of all the Kage's and His Name is not Sasuke it's Naruto Uzumaki. Beside old power hungry Sasuke died the day He said "I QUIT" and you can't change that.
 

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Lol, if I was forced to choose maybe Shikamaru's kid. Because out of Naruto and Sasuke's generation I wanted Shikamaru to be Hokage.
 

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Whatever tingles your jine bro!

Dont quote me just to recite your daily mantra :lmao:

Naruto Gaiden: Chapter 5. Pages 9-11 :sigar:

Work on your denial pleb :hs:

Edit: Sasuke proposed the top secret mission to becoming the first Glokage *Global Fire Shadow* of NV and each kage agreed. Hes like ItaSama afterall :happy:
 
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Dont quote me just to recite your daily mantra :lmao:

Naruto Gaiden: Chapter 5. Pages 9-11 :sigar:

Work on your denial pleb :hs:

Edit: Sasuke proposed the top secret mission to becoming the first Glokage *Global Fire Shadow* of NV and each kage agreed. Hes like ItaSama afterall :happy:

Sasuke isn't like his brother at all. For one he married the least important female lead in all of anime, works as the puppy who does the kage's dirty work, has no benefits besides a tiny welfare apartment.
Please give me a rebuttal so I can bask in some butthurt
 

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Sasuke isn't like his brother at all. For one he married the least important female lead in all of anime, works as the puppy who does the kage's dirty work, has no benefits besides a tiny welfare apartment.
Please give me a rebuttal so I can bask in some butthurt

As i bask in the palpable salt above^ :lmao:

Tell me wtf your drivel has to do with op?

I know u mad i shit on u last time u quoted me but here's a couple similarities the bros share: both laughably/definitively soloed tf out of the weakest main character in history & also work in the shadows on their own terms all over NV.

Pls refrain from responding like you have done before y'dumbass...

Edit: thought i quoted the fodder already
 
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