All you have to do is take off all of your clothes and run around like a lunatic, in other random anime forums, until you get banned. I'll pick the forum, and what your username will be. You have to get in at least 20 posts (in at least 5 different threads) before you get banned. You must be even more vulgar than Flaw. More disgusting than GaGa. More arrogant than Apollo.
Lowest bid gets the job.
Lowest bid gets the job.