Who wants to hear a joke?

[konan19222]

This joke is funny (note plz do not drink or eat anything while readin). Oh and if ur a blonde do not read this joke.

 

[Tsukiko]

This joke is funny (note plz do not drink or eat anything while readin). Oh and if ur a blonde do not read this joke.

alright I wanna hear it.Tell me!

 

[Madara Uchiha]

lol

 

[konan19222]

Ok then wht do u call a blonde having a bad day?

 

[Madara Uchiha]

what?

 

[konan19222]

Her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil. LOL!

 

[Madara Uchiha]

lol
i got one
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having *** with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

 

[MentalJerk]

What did the blonde's left knee said to the right knee?
































































NOTHING, THEY NEVER MET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nexus]

What do u do if a blonde trows a granade at you?

Spoiler

u pull the trigger and trow it back

 

[musicgenesis]

wad?tell me.LOL

 

[Nexus]

-_- read the spoiler

 

[musicgenesis]

...LOL!!nice

 

[MentalJerk]

what would u do if a blonde throws a pin at u?

Spoiler

RUN LIKE HELL.............SHE HOLDS A HAND GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[-Andy-]

What do u do if a blonde trows a granade at you?

Spoiler

u pull the trigger and trow it back

lol i liked this one