You are still a kid... aren't you?
You have a very well thought out set of requirements.And I just remembered I will probably need a pension for eternity as well , medical cover, insurance and what not for family ...for they are going to retire me once I cross the max age...
i would need to keep updating my schooling education probably... will they give me a new job? Or a place me in a cage in a ZOo?
what's the conditions?! damn, spit it outyou need t pass some conditions )
Oh jeez, what's with these stuffs?! let's just proceed to the ritualfirst , find a purpose in your life )
then try to get it now , if you can't that means you need to pass a conditions, or your purpose is wrong
immortality will find you if you can