Who wanna rap battle the king!!!!

Jellal Fernandes

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"I just met my ex-girl. Here's her number. (Hands over piece of paper with the number - 278657898)
SYKE!! Thats the wrong number!

Messed up rap was said by 'SuperHotFire' - A parody rapper on Youtube xd

But he's not a rapper!!
 

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1 2 3 forscore i told you before that your just pretender upon this throne.
you've outgrown your welcome, your nothing but a thorne in my side a pain all of our eyes.
However you mom she was fine, made me melt like ice one night.
Giggy giggy giggy, all night long,
you see... i am strong your weak, i make you bones crack make you meek.
facade oh the facade you put up upon your face.
does that make a man, i think not to you dismay.
son look here and begin to fear my rymes tll the end of time because.
i have 99 problems and you ain't one, you are just a young gun a new blood. that will get its face shaved in mud
can you dig it and feel it, everyones having doubts and your words are bad as obama's office and the economy he has done nothing about
 

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I want to be in but I must say the way I rap really will catch you off guard lol
 

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One Lord to rule them all,one lord to end this thread,in the power controls them
 

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You, ya' come on, think you're awesome
Ya' get banned, come back.
But get back, nobody wantcha'
Now ya' just a hack known as NarutAwesome.
 

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I bus a nut on my thumb
then rub it in my tongue
lunge out to chew some gum
It fills my tummy tum
gets chased by dogs i runny run






man I wish I could Rap, how do you guys do it!!!
 

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I ain't calling names cause all of y'all the same, plus
I'm the king, all my past pain all done changed up
All these plains, all these lames, since the Slaughter's came up
Cause they know they hands tied, feet ball and chained up
Niggas be quick to call me the new 50 Cent
Because of my relationship with Marshall
Used to make me a little partial, but here's the brain fuck.

I'm sure y'all heard of that.
 

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so who's up for it, well, I'm not the king but I am one of the best on the base. i won a battle royale thread and made it to the semi-finals, so if you wanna warm up or battle lets go

One of the best? Bitch whoopin yo ass will be nostalgic at best
But yea me and you can go, maybe narutovsgoku but **** the rest
Yo ass ridin' coach with yo mamma sniffin ass
My ass down plowin my bitch while ridin first class
You pop out a slim-Jim I bring hard salami
Bitch's org/gasm at my face yours is pepperoni
I drive a sweet ride top notch convertible
You drive a station wagon makin yo mama wish you was reversible
For every two dimes in yo fold 50's I hold
For every bitch I Finish yo d1ck gettin old
For every A you get I get A plus
I take a limo you miss the bus
Your poor, I'm rich, your cool but I'm straight out of the ice age bi/tch
 

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One of the best? Bitch whoopin yo ass will be nostalgic at best
But yea me and you can go, maybe narutovsgoku but **** the rest
Yo ass ridin' coach with yo mamma sniffin ass
My ass down plowin my bitch while ridin first class
You pop out a slim-Jim I bring hard salami
Bitch's org/gasm at my face yours is pepperoni
I drive a sweet ride top notch convertible
You drive a station wagon makin yo mama wish you was reversible
For every two dimes in yo fold 50's I hold
For every bitch I Finish yo d1ck gettin old
For every A you get I get A plus
I take a limo you miss the bus
Your poor, I'm rich, your cool but I'm straight out of the ice age bi/tch

i'm leaving you speechless, nope, not a word
yo ass finna get cancelled, mitt rommney and Big Bird
I'm finna cut like you're pizza, I'm finna dice you like you're fruit
theres a quarter under yo pillow, cause I just knocked out yo tooth
to me you're a to do list, and I got yo ass in check
I'm like Hurricane Sandy, I left New York in reck
you should run away now, cause bro that's yo best bet
I'm counting ma cash on ma boat, cause I got stacks on deck
I'm playing you like the lottery
I'm molding you like you're pottery
I'm burning you like jewelery
Cash for Gold- that shit new to me
I see you're in your studio, but don't copy what I'm saying
I been won this match, so tell the ref theres no delaying
I got lightening blade in ma left hand, and rasengan in the right
you're just a piece of meat to me, tell akamaru to take a bite
man whenever you post shit, I gotta ask can you spell
did you have an english teacher, cause I know you failed
you aint ready for this earthquake you aint ready for this flood
I got you screaming like Garra "I CAN SEE MY OWN BLOOD!!!"
you aint ready for this thunderstorm
you aint ready for this eruption
you call yourself chris wolf when you can't see your own destruction
so nigga...... just get outta ma face
jesus even said, you're just a waste of space
and to God bro, you're just a disgrace
you're just another nigga, I gotta put in there place

Its one of my old ones but if u respond i'll post
 
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i'm leaving you speechless, nope, not a word
yo ass finna get cancelled, mitt rommney and Big Bird
I'm finna cut like you're pizza, I'm finna dice you like you're fruit
theres a quarter under yo pillow, cause I just knocked out yo tooth
to me you're a to do list, and I got yo ass in check
I'm like Hurricane Sandy, I left New York in reck
you should run away now, cause bro that's yo best bet
I'm counting ma cash on ma boat, cause I got stacks on deck
I'm playing you like the lottery
I'm molding you like you're pottery
I'm burning you like jewelery
Cash for Gold- that shit new to me
I see you're in your studio, but don't copy what I'm saying
I been won this match, so tell the ref theres no delaying
I got lightening blade in ma left hand, and rasengan in the right
you're just a piece of meat to me, tell akamaru to take a bite
man whenever you post shit, I gotta ask can you spell
did you have an english teacher, cause I know you failed
you aint ready for this earthquake you aint ready for this flood
I got you screaming like Garra "I CAN SEE MY OWN BLOOD!!!"
you aint ready for this thunderstorm
you aint ready for this eruption
you call yourself chris wolf when you can't see your own destruction
so nigga...... just get outta ma face
jesus even said, you're just a waste of space
and to God bro, you're just a disgrace
you're just another nigga, I gotta put in there place

Its one of my old ones but if u respond i'll post

When I rise the sun takes flight, when I walk the moon follows
When I pray I give the blind sight, when I jizz yo mamma swallows
I could tell you how I'm like tupac and 50 cent
How I carry 5g likes its pocket change
While you struggle to pay rent and still suffer from mange
But bitch I dont got time, so just listen to my ryhme

You like
Choji losing on the biggest loser
Narutos fart knocking kiba flat
Shikamaru just a lazy snoozer
Except you don't got the brains and your twice as fat
Obito butt-hurt cuz his crush didn't crush back
Haku a *** beggin to lick sasukes sack
You still wanna talk about naruto like your clever or some sh/it?
I mean I don't wanna make you cry kid, why don't you go pop a zit
 
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