The Bad Princess Club
Alice: Last time on the Bad Princess Club, we meet the girls and there seems to be some conflict happening between Tiana and Ariel, Pocahontas and Mulan having a conversation that turned out weird and Cinderella was a bit creeped out by the conversation herself
Everyone goes to bed for the night. Ariel and Mulan sleep in the same room with two different beds, Pocahontas and Jasmine in another room across the hall, Cinderella and Belle in a room next to Ariel and Mulan, and finally Tiana and Snow white across from Cinderella and belle
It's 3:00 am and Ariel gets up to go take an early morning bath, like she usually would. After about an hour, she gets out of the bathroom to go get ready for the day
Ariel: *as she walks back to her room* Ahh that was a really good bath....ohhh a fork!! *starts brushing her hair with the fork*
*Tiana wakes up and heads for the bathroom. As soon as she walks in BOOM!!!*
Tiana: Mother F*cker!! why is the floor wet!!
*gets and sees Ariel by the door*
Ariel: *in a sarcastic tone* Oh im sorry...did I forget to wipe the floor after taking my bath?? *walks away still brushing her hair with a fork*
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~Confession Time~
Tiana: So, I walk into the bathroom to you know.. do my business, when I slip and hit my a** on the floor. So I'm thinking who would just leave water in front of the door like that... and then I'm like oh yeah it was the fish b*tch, who was standing at the door, talking like she was innocent. I swear im gonna get her for this
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Everyone else starts to wake up and get ready for the day one by one. Everyone goes downstairs and sees Snow White making an omlet for everyone
Ping: Why thank you young lady for the omlet
Snow White: Umm in sorry sir, but who are you and how did you get into an all girl castle??
Pocahontas: *eating an omlet after putting some white powder in it* That's not a guy it's Mulan dressed as a guy cause she's gender confused.
Snow White: Oh..well anyways umm thank you for the complement.
Suddenly there was a load scream coming from upstairs. All you hear is stomping and slamming going on upstairs.
Pocahontas: Umm gotta go outside for..a minuete. *drags Snow White outside with her*
Cinderella:*comes down the stairs and see's ping/Mulan at the table* Have you seen my glass slipper anywhere Mulan?
Ping: it's Ping and you mean that small itty bitty slipper i gave to my girl last night?? Oh yea i took that my bad girl, but stop being such a b*tch.
Cinderella looks at Ping/Mulan like he/she had spoken French. She then walks over and pulls Ping's ponytail and hold it up in front of him/her like 'What'cha gonna do now eh?'
Mulan: Your dead! *starts pulling Cinderella's hair while cinderella is punching her in the face*
Cinderella: You fight like a boy you cross-dressing b*tch!!
Belle and Jasmine try to break up the fight between Cinderella and Mulan, while Tiana holds up a slipper in her hand
Tiana: Yo Cinderella, is this the slipper that went missing? I found it under Pocahontas's bed for some odd reason.
Cinderella: Oh thank you thanyouthnakyouthnakyou Tiana!! *looks at Mulan* Umm im sorry i got carried away there
Mulan: Yea same here..sorry
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~Confession Time~
Cinderella: Im not sorry at all, that b*tch stole my slipper and gave it to Pocahontas last night and then turned into a f*cking dude. She does that again, im going to beat her up
Mulan: I hate that Cinderella girl. She took out Ping's hair tie and I had to defend for him. He hates her too but can't do anything about it since he can't hit girls.
Pocahontas: Ummm yeah i have to confess that i was stoned as sh*t last night and made out with 'Ping' and he got stoned with me too and he stole the glass slipper from Cinderella's room and...yea... although i have to say...that night was the best night of my life.
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Next Chapter: All I want to do is ride a Magic Carpet
Tune in next time for more Bad Princess Club
Thank both Hebi Yamata and me, Sinderella23 as well for working on this chapter for the past.....some odd hours lol
PS: sorry for the short chapter if it's short
