Who the hell gave birth to Orochimaru?

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Even as a kid this guy looks like Michael Jackson. What the hell? Did these random snakes lay eggs and frikin Orochimaru hatches from one. What's up with this guy!? And what the hell - how bout Kisame??

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why you are saying this ? he looks so cute and innocent
 

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snake woman in deep cave?
 

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I find myself asking the same questions lol
 

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Hs dad probably went for snakey.
 

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LMAOOOOOO idk ether lol
 

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I always wondered if they were curious as to why their child was born extremely white and wearing purple eyeshadow.
 

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Zoophilia,Zoophilia everywhere my friend.
 

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This is probably the wrong place to ask this, but does Orochimaru have a KKG? Was it ever explained how he got his snake powers?
 

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I wanna say Frieza.
 

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His parents molested him on a daily bases... He doesn't like to talk about it.
 

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I´ve also wondered about this..

Same goes for Kisame :|
 

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Voldemort and Michael Jackson..
 

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Manda is the father
 

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His dad must have been human and his mom must have been a snake, that's what I've always believed in :)
 
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