Who has the Coolest Lifestyle in Naruto?

Bad Touch Yakushi

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People always get so competitive about comparing tragic backstories as if it's a competition but actually, nah. I want to be the guy getting the big bucks walking the NV as a badass, not the broody daddy issue emo beefcake so many 'dark childhood' characters are.


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I'm gonna suggest Killer Bee. Sure you have an overbearing brother who keeps you stuck in or around the Cloud Village territory but you're loved by a whole nation, legendary as a perfect jinchuuriki, a swordsman master, an avid hobby/rap career and also one of the coolest Naruto characters in the game.

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This guy loves life. He has a straightup hangout island on a giant turtle where he's homies with every single animal on there. Everybody loves him and he's cool with everyone. Bee has the best quality in life in Naruto despite his destiny as a Jinchuuriki. Good on him, it's unique to see.
 
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Yeah bee doesn't do that emo nonsense.

He just lives his life
 

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Shikamaru's seems pleasant..watching clouds all day, playing chess etc
 

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Yeah bee doesn't do that emo nonsense.

He just lives his life

There's a couple of characters who just 'get on with it' (Jiraiya, Tsunade, Maddy, Orochimaru, Kakashi to be precise) but none of them really have good day-to-day lives imo
 

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B and Kakashi since he's on break(retired I think).
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I think those are women behind him as well.
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B and Kakashi since he's on break/retired.
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I think those are women behind him as well.
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wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hokage duties can wait another day son, my tragic childhood got me here, 40 years it took me to move on from Rin
 

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There's a couple of characters who just 'get on with it' (Jiraiya, Tsunade, Maddy, Orochimaru, Kakashi to be precise) but none of them really have good day-to-day lives imo

That's because they still don't "just get on with it" at least not completely. Jiraya still thought about his failures, failing to save hiruzen, minato and orochimaru. Tsunade despite coming back to the village still drinks a lot to help her cope with he regrets. Kakashi uses icha icha and his nonchalant attitude to help him cope but deep down he still has regrets as shown during the war. Even oro isn't spared.

Killer bee is a character that shows none of that, even when death comes he isn't shown thinking I should have done this or that and he never broke down emotionally. He clearly is different from them.
 

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wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hokage duties can wait another day son, my tragic childhood got me here, 40 years it took me to move on from Rin

Pfft, Kakashi had that filler chick as well.

edit: nah, read wrong.
 

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Sasuke

- Doesn't have to get dragged down in family nonsense
- Gets away with bull shit via forehead pokes
- Gets to travel dimensions for years, visiting unexplored places by mankind.
- Gets to wear a bad ass black cloak
 

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Nice idea for a thread, and holy molly Yeah I envy how much fun Bee has with his life. I think after Bee comes Rock Lee, Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Gai, Also don't forget the previous Kages that are retired now and hang out together... God this was good.
 

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Whats so fun about having an octopus inside of you.
 

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Sasuke

- Doesn't have to get dragged down in family nonsense
- Gets away with bull shit via forehead pokes
- Gets to travel dimensions for years, visiting unexplored places by mankind.
- Gets to wear a bad ass black cloak
Um, I doubt Sasuke really does that stuff for fun. The guy generally isn't a happy guy anyway so he's not really "living".
 

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Um, I doubt Sasuke really does that stuff for fun. The guy generally isn't a happy guy anyway so he's not really "living".
Then what does he do? Deading?
Jesus man :(
Sasuke living that good life but i also gota go with killer b
 

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Hinata, being Hokage lady and royal, she doesnt need to worry about anything else but her family. Just look at others kunoichi, while every1 get older, she is still 17...(feel sorry for Sakura...)
 

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Kakashi. Didn't you see in Gaiden he was surrounded by all bitches?
 

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Um, I doubt Sasuke really does that stuff for fun. The guy generally isn't a happy guy anyway so he's not really "living".
I'm not really Sasuke so I put myself in his shoes

Personally that would be a lot of fun. Can you imagine going to places that no one else has seen bar Otsutsuki? Shit must of been interesting, despite his really awkward and 'don't care for anything' personality
 

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Hinata, being Hokage lady and royal, she doesnt need to worry about anything else but her family. Just look at others kunoichi, while every1 get older, she is still 17...(feel sorry for Sakura...)

I second this. Naruto sure is one lucky guy. Which leads me to place him as a contender, seeing as he's loved by all Five Nations, is a global leader, has a lot going for him and is a father of "The Sunflower Goddess" Himawari. :bdpf:
 

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Orochimaru

-Is immortal
-Diplomatic Immunity
-Is immortal
 

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B and Kakashi since he's on break(retired I think).
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I think those are women behind him as well.
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That's a bathhouse...and those are dudes.

Kanji says "men".
 
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