Alright alright, I understand that you're super fixated on Sasuke. No need to overexert yourself by repeating yourself over and over again. Your sig already made it exceedingly obvious how intensely obsessed you are with Sasuke. Don't get so worked up over him, my dog.
And don't get rustled and triggered by Sasuke's fanbase. They'll keep soloing you, that's no reason to hurt yourself like this. Stop following Sasuke's fanbase, my dog. Try to give Naruto some relevance without involving us.
Your obsession with Sasuke and his fanbase is hurtful. I don't like seeing you in this much pain and agony just because of us. It's better if you stay with your fanbase even though it's trash to save yourself from this self torture.
And I can't blame you for being so hung up on Sasuke's awesomeness, but I suggest you turn to Naruto to relieve your buttache. It's nice to see you producing so much salt but I feel pity for you seeing the pain you're suffering doing so.
I don't know how you feel having the most awesome character i.e Sasuke in your opposition since I never had one, so I can't exactly quantify your pain. But I still get an idea by observing the extent of your butthurtness and saltiness, and I can't help but sympathize with you.
I don't have the power to cure your butthurtness or cut back your salty tears reflecting Sasuke's awesomeness, but I will say this. Learn to appreciate the good of Naruto no matter how little it is instead of whining over Sasuke's superiority. Just because Naruto isn't as great as Sasuke doesn't mean he's completely trash or anything, you can still like him without fear. But if you keep looking at Sasuke's awesomeness, you'll keep suffering just like this. A little perspective change can be massively helpful.
I wish Naruto was as awesome as Sasuke so that you guys could look up to him instead of gooning over Sasuke and refreshing your jealousy without giving your ass any chance to heal. I honestly feel bad for Naruto that his fanbase is more obsessed with Sasuke than him. It's unfair for him that both fanbases are obsessed with Sasuke.
I wish I could help you in this situation, but I just care too little about Naruto to give you a full outlook on his positives. You'll have to find this one on your own. But relax, just because we don't give a f*ck about Naruto doesn't mean we deny his existence. So be happy and stay calm.
And yes, your sig did get my attention. That's how I got to know how awesome Sasuke is and how he is ruling over his haters' minds and just his name is enough to rustle you guys to the end of your buttholes.
Nice job capturing your master's attention, my loyal dog. All dogs crave for their master's attention, you did nothing wrong. You knew that only by including Sasuke in your sig could you get the privilege of receiving our attention since we wouldn't give a damn about the worthless Naruto. You're a smart little dog.
But if your goal of gaining our attention is to somehow make Naruto better than Sasuke, then I'm very sorry we can't alter reality by doing that. Just because we own you Naruto fans doesn't mean we own facts and can change them like nobody's business.
But that's it, my dog. Your master doesn't have the time to keep playing with you. I've given you way more time and attention than you deserved. Just the fact that I own you should be enough to make you happy now. I've already given you your bone.
I made special effort to make this post a good treat for you since this is going to be the last one. That's because I believe that even dogs should receive a sweet treat from their masters before bidding farewell. Now goodbye, my dog.
Me fixated? lol Yeah, it’s the other way around buddy. You are too fixated on us. It’s truly a shame, now you sound like a broken record, spouting the same nonsense non stop. My sig continues to serve its purpose and you still can’t let it go. Truly, you are obsessed.
There’s no need to get in such a butthurt and rustled mood over Naruto’s fanbase, just because they keep wrecking you with absolute ease and it will only continue. There’s no stopping it. The best you can do for yourself and your own good, is to just stop stalking Naruto’s fanbase and to stop getting so triggered every time Naruto is mentioned.
The obsession with Naruto and his fanbase is only going to get worse. Is Sasuke ‘that’ crappy that you have to devote all of your thoughts to us? I truly feel pity for you. Sad very sad.
Oh well there’s no helping that we are so influential and worthy. Must be why you are so upset with your worthless fanbase. Instead of focusing on the superior character Naruto, you should try to at least make your fav hold some relevancy. It’s gotten quite pathetic now, don’t you think?
Not sure what’s going on in that small brain of yours, but fear not. Being delusional for your kind is normal and happens when supporting a not so awesome character much like Sasuke. The build up of salt you've amassed already is extraordinary though, I’ll give you that. So it’s no surprise I feel such pity for you.
Now if you want to maybe treat your delusion even a little, I suggest you start by truly opening your eyes and ears to Naruto’s greatness. Still this doesn’t mean you have to fully give up on a failure like Sasuke. Just look at his positives. He admitted to being inferior to Naruto. He accepted and converted to Narutoism. That saved him. Maybe it can save you from all of your delusion, butthurt and extreme over the top saltiness. Sure he will never amount to be a great as character as Naruto, but he’s redeemed himself some. You can too. Start by not throwing temper tantrums like a child in such feeble ways regarding his inferiority. Trust me it will do you a lot of good.
Though I do wish Sasuke did/became more, just so you wouldn’t keep beating yourself up for it and obsessing over Naruto success. Drooling over him in such pathetic and mindless ways. The damage will only increase. It’s terrible that you guys just can’t accept Naruto’s greatness, even when Sasuke himself did. The jealousy is that great I suppose.
If only you’d be open to help, maybe you wouldn’t be so damaged/broken. If you cared too little about Naruto, you wouldn’t be here obsessing over his success now would you? Denial is also fairly common amongst you. Fact is Naruto’s positives completely out weigh Sasuke’s positives and negatives combined. He has some positives though, so keep the butthurt down and relax.
So you finally admit that my sig caused all of this salt and butthurt. Proving me once more that it did more than I thought it would in serving its purpose. Surely you don’t believe that he is awesome because of my sig, do you? It clearly shows Sasuke begging and admitting inferiority to a much more superior character. Though his lashing out in despair sure remind me of you guys.
Now then just like your fav is a pet to Naruto, you guys are pets to us. I know I know you went this far just so I can further give you a reason to live. Guess that’s why through out this whole conversation, you’ve pretty much have been begging on your knees for a treat. Oh well too bad, I could care less about it. But surely you’ll continue to seek our attention like the loyal mutts you are.
Still if this whole time, you’ve hoped that Sasuke would somehow gain relevancy with us, then sorry to disappoint. The only relevancy he holds is being inferior to Naruto. That’s reality, no changing it. We have you Sasuke fans on a leash, if we didn’t, who knows how much more screwed up you guys would be.
In any case, guess it’s time for you to go back to your little dog house. Unlike you though, I’ve hardly wasted any time. Still the amount of words I’ve submitted should be more than enough to make a pet like yourself more than thrilled. Enjoy your time with your squeaky toys.
As a treat for being such an amusing pet, I’ve made sure to respond to your posts. You know, just to make sure you don’t go even more insane than you already are. Have a good one and remember keep the fapping to a minimum.
