Which jutsu would you want to be attacked with?

[slayerdanger]

If Naruto characters came to life and kidnapped you and made you choose which jutsu you want to be attacked with, which would you choose and by which character?

I'd love for Mei to roast my sausage with her spitting lava jutsu, damn, that would be a hot way to die. What would you choose?

 

[Flakez]

I'd love for Mei to roast my sausage with her spitting lava jutsu

Damn dude....

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

You must be registered for see images

 

[Wesker]

You must be registered for see images

Yep... Only this makes sense

Even if you rephrase it to "From what jutsu would you want to die?", I would still pick Harem Jutsu

 

[TheAncientJinchuuriki]

Sexy jutsu lol

 

[CloyEscapade]

Sexy Justus with sai and sasuke, konohamaru style

 

[slayerdanger]

Damn dude....

I chose that one because I thought all jutsus would kill me, and I wanted a sexy way to die, lol. I forgot about sexy jutsu, the even better harem jutsu, and other non-lethal attacks.

 

[Xāvî1]

Oiroke no Jutsu

 

[slayerdanger]

You must be registered for see images

Repped, always loved when Naruto did that jutsu

 

[Trolling King]

All mighty push. That's not sexy but its bad ass exspecially if i die like a boss ciggarete lit and middle finger up to god blasted by shinra tensai from god.

 

[NukaCola]

Rinne Tensei

 

[The Western Wheel]

Tsukiyomi... I am a pleasure delayer.

 

[awesomeseimei]

Oh god, I remembered those character quotes from Storm 3 (video here:

You must be registered for see links

), some of which can have... different interpretations.

And then Fu (or, well, Foo) said something like, "Don't worry, I'll finish you off when nobody's watching", and I was like, "Heck yes, my body is ready".

 

[ShishaMastah420]

You must be registered for see images

Till the smoke clears and you realize your surrounded by sausage.

 

[God Of Destruction]

Shadow clone

You must be registered for see images

susanoo

You must be registered for see images

 

[phantomlord22]

kirin
sudden death from above

 

[slayerdanger]

Oh god, I remembered those character quotes from Storm 3 (video here:

You must be registered for see links

), some of which can have... different interpretations.

And then Fu (or, well, Foo) said something like, "Don't worry, I'll finish you off when nobody's watching", and I was like, "Heck yes, my body is ready".

Lol! Never noticed this before Those sneaky video game developers.

 

[Forest]

Izanami so I could battle all of my personal demons and they emerge a new man

 

[V h o]

Kitchen release: endless sandwiches

 

[slayerdanger]

Izanami so I could battle all of my personal demons and they emerge a new man

Never thought of this, I think izanami would be a good jutsu for psychologists to use, would make their patients happier for sure