which is more suicidal?

[zesto]

1) stealing naruto's ramen

2) calling chouji fat

3) hide kakuzus money

4) call onoki a midget :T_T:

5) tell mei she will never marry

6) steal muu's bandages

the most dangerous 1 out of all that you listed is stealing/hiding KAKUZU'S MONEY, R U CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

 

[SeriouslyNO]

Being jiraiya

 

[Uchiha seeker]

3rd option calling Ooniki a midget just get him angrier but he wont hurt u