"don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
I am grateful, because there are homeless people that recieve nothing. I then use excess lemons to create cakes, cookies, drinks, and more. Soon, I become a millionaire from the mysterious life giving me lemons. With them, I ressurect my past homeless friends from their deathly state, and we rule the world.