When China Attacks..

Melanin

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Imagine if China pressed a button that turned everything that has the brand "Made In China" into a cyborg killing machine. How screwed would we be?
 

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My shirt says made in china...
 

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I was made in China
 

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Well, that would suck...
 

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America would be tight as f*ck
 

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I'm pretty sure I could just hide out the duration. Chinese made stuff has a like a 2-week max lifespan; it'll break down.
 

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We would get destroyed, they would make the titans look like a joke.
 

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Would be fun!!!
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*Gets attacked by shirt and toys* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wouldn't be too bad unless you bought some thing very big that is made from China hahaha ^_^
 

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Interesting appocalypse. Never thought about that.
 

Melanin

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I'm pretty sure I could just hide out the duration. Chinese made stuff has a like a 2-week max lifespan; it'll break down.
You know your difinatly into something..
 

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I'd have the time to grab my win 67a and shot the mother****ers on the head. wait, i mean on the made in china tag.
 

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They will immediately break apart ..... Chinese products are not famous for warranty.
 

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They will immediately break apart ..... Chinese products are not famous for warranty.

i hate this stereotype that chinese products are shit. it just proves how people are both ignorant on a social and economical level.
i'll give you a list of brands that make stuff made in china:

1-apple
2-nike
3-adidas
4-general motors
5-android
6-microsoft
7-walmart
8-samsung
9-chrysler
10- ford

just to mention a few
 

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It would be very impressive considering the chinese stuff you own was put together in a sweat shop by a slave...
 

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If that was true, there would be nothing the US could do, literally almost everything in the US is made in china.
 
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