What's your pickup line ?
- Thread starter MrMG
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That's doubtlessly the lamest one I've ever heard/.So guys if you meet this hot chick in a bar what would you say to here in oreder for her to give you a free-ride-home.
Mine would most likely be :
"Hiaz, tonight I want to make it special for you , and my B***s :flaw:
Gatsndshanks
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Hey watch it! *shove the chick away*
She respond "Hey! What you doing???"
Me: Oh, my bad I got blinded of your beuty and went out of control and im sorry for that....Want a drink?
She respond "Hey! What you doing???"
Me: Oh, my bad I got blinded of your beuty and went out of control and im sorry for that....Want a drink?
Hammy120290
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense *** life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow *** life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
Hammy120290
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Hammy120290
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LMAO this one is EPIC!
If I were to ask you for ***, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I were to ask you for ***, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
