What's your Fav. Seinfeld quote/one liner?

[Baka]

Been watchin the re-run of the funniest comedy ever, just wondering what your fav. quote/one liner was?
"These pretzel are makin me thirsty" is my favourite.

 

[Dr Octogonapus]

George: I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking, "that's why I'm not heterosexual."

Sid: (to George) Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than puttin' on a pair of pants. My question to you is: who's puttin' your pants on?

I have so many more but that'll do for now.

 

[LeaSuki]

My favorite is "The dingo ate your baby!"

XD

 

[electro]

"You never go on a dinner date first date!"
Phone rings
"Who is that?"
Oh mah dates friends who came wit us last night
"You went on a double date! You never go on a double dinner date first date!"

 

[Baka]

The episode with the cowboy boots:"But I don't want to be a cowboy!" Jerry Seinfeld.
The Puffy shirt episode:"But I don't want to be a Pirate!" Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[Dr Octogonapus]

"I'm sure John just mispelt his own name. I know i sometimes spell Jerry with a G and an I hahahaha"

 

[Scary Yamato]

One of my favorites...

Elaine: he pulled... it out!
Jerry: He pulled it out?
Elaine: Yes.
Jerry: It?
Elaine: It.
Jerry: Out?
Elaine: out.

and this one is a classic...

You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!"

 

[Dr Octogonapus]

One of my favorites...

Elaine: he pulled... it out!
Jerry: He pulled it out?
Elaine: Yes.
Jerry: It?
Elaine: It.
Jerry: Out?
Elaine: out.

and this one is a classic...

You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!"

Lol yeah and when kramer tells george he runs like a girl xd