[Discussion] What's the Craziest thing You've Ever Witnessed?

[Agent Phrank]

Mid June of this year, I remember this one time while eating at McDonalds in the early morning before heading to the beach, there was this extremely tanned guy with a pink bra by the bus stop swinging his head and just twitching and flinging his arms around. We stopped by the same McDonalds in the late afternoon, and the same guy was still there, flinging, twitching, hugging the post, and just thrashing by the bus stop. wut.

 

[bsims08]

Me and some friends were walking home from the bar down and alley and some girl was squatted down peeing. There were places everywhere for her to go inside to pee but nope she choose by a dumpster in an alley

 

[SnakeSkinBlade]

I was going to a funeral a couple of years back. And there was this man downtown that was worshipping a telephone pole. Like straight up worshipping the pole, calling it his "saving grace."

 

[Mellow]

a pimp beat his hoe in a Walmart parking lot.

And a taxi cab driver dying in a car accident. He flew through the wind shield

 

[Lady M]

I wouldn't call it crazy, but it was horrifying imo. I went to get a blood test done and it was my first time, so I was nervous. As I was waiting, this delirious guy started rambling on about nothing and his arm started to bleed. I don't mean a bit either, he was just losing blood like a leak in a waterbed, and then he started to sing! I almost passed out that day. Almost.

I see crazy things all the time tho because I attend anime conventions, like male cosplayers dressed as Sailor Moon characters, and these guys are really hairy!

 

[Venomous Cobra]

In 9th grade me and my friends were coming back from the school then we saw this weird girl that asked us " what are we made for ?" And everyone was like daaafuuuq ? Lol so we told her that we don't know the answer then she smiled saying " you guys are really nice" anyway she walked away slowly and then ran to the street while it's green and got ran over by car (but she didn't die tho)

Anyway people were saying rumors about her losing her memory and shit anywah she came next week at the same god damn time asking the same weird shit so I looked at her and said " **** outta here, i dont got time for this shit" then looked at me with that shocked face and yes she said thank you for some reason and left , didn't see that girl since then


So it's not really crazy it's just really weird

 

[Nebula 868]

One of friend was Masturbating on a tree and fell off. I guess he couldn't control the feeling.

 

[VangBro95]

Me and my buddy was going out to night fish, we decided to go to McDonalds to get some food and drinks on the way. While driving to the McDonalds we saw a guy that was probably joy riding going high speeds back and forth on the street in front of my old high school, when we got to the drive through the driver of the car behind us gets out, comes to the car in front of us and starts punching the guy still in his car. My friend reversed out of the drive through and we went fishing.

 

[Agent Phrank]

One of friend was Masturbating on a tree and fell off. I guess he couldn't control the feeling.

I think I laughed a bit too hard to that.

 

[The Sach]

I went to my uncle's house and it wasn't a long time before he and his family shifted to that home. There was a legend in that area that a young teenage boy had committed suicide in the backyard of that house, by burning himself. Due to that suicide incident, each and everyday, the door of the backyard was forcefully banged by the so called 'spirit' of that guy, at exactly midnight. One day, when that 'spirit' tried to slam the door again, my aunt grabbed a torch, opened that door, went in the backyard to check out if anybody was there, but sadly no one was there. She then provoked that so called 'spirit' and told him to appear in front of her, but nothing happened.
Next day, when I was going out somewhere with her and when we were walking through the deserted ground, don't know how, she suddenly got lifted in the air and then was thrown away at a distance of about 1-2 yards from the point where we were standing. She got injured and hence I had to take her back to home, it happened so suddenly that even I wasn't able to react.
It was the scariest shit that I have ever seen happening in front of me, that was crazy+scary.>_>

 

[Nebula 868]

I think I laughed a bit too hard to that.

No serious talk we went in a camp where we had to stay outdoors for about 5 days. I went there with my best friend. When we had to take bathes in a pond we decided to accompany each other as look out. I did my business and came out as usual. It was is turn to do his business and me as look out. He decided to do up a Mango tree. After 5 minutes I heard "beff" on the ground. When I check My friend He was on the ground moaning with his pants on his knee. I had to call the camp masters as he had started drooling from the mouth from the knockout.

 

[Lady M]

No serious talk we went in a camp where we had to stay outdoors for about 5 days. I went there with my best friend. When we had to take bathes in a pond we decided to accompany each other as look out. I did my business and came out as usual. It was is turn to do his business and me as look out. He decided to do up a Mango tree. After 5 minutes I heard "beff" on the ground. When I check My friend He was on the ground moaning with his pants on his knee. I had to call the camp masters as he had started drooling from the mouth from the knockout.

I hope your friend was alright.

 

[Lightbringer]

Well considering I used to live in a Russian ghetto, I've seen a lot. But the craziest thing I've witnessed also scarred me for life.

Read at your own risk.

Spoiler

When I was about 6, I was coming home and went to the backyard to go through the door. I looked over to my neighbor's backyard and saw my 14 year old neighbor raping his less than a year old sister.

 

[Jcub]

Over in Iraq, week 2 2nd er 3rd day that our unit took over, a Lt in another platoon we were working with reported an suspected IED buried under a tire. This is how the radio convo went. We will call the first Lt. Bravo and the other Lt in charge Lt. Alpha

Lt Bravo: Ah, roger I think we spotted a possible IED under a tire, over.
Lt Alpha: Roger Red 4, Can you confirm? Over.
Lt Bravo: One sec *audiable click*
*moments go by, I can see through my binos whats going on to some degree*
Lt Alpha: Red 4, this is Red 1, are you there, over.
*dead air*
Lt Alpha: Red 4 Delta (driver for the Lt.), where is Red 1 Actual(Lt Bravo)? over.
Red 1 Delta: Uh, he went over to check out the IED, he's on his way back.
*a full minuet goes by*
Lt Bravo: Yeah yeah, its an IED, break.
Lt Bravo: we moved the tire and we could see metal protruding from the ground, so I went over and Kicked it...
*Everyone froze... you could hear the deafening silence*
Lt. Alpha: ...You... Kicked it?
Lt Bravo: Ah, roger, it felt pretty solid, want me to go back over...
Lt Alpha: Break break break(what you say and do when you interupt someone)... you kicked... IT?!
Lt Bravo: Roger...
*moments later the IED blows*

 

[Jcub]

Well considering I used to live in a Russian ghetto, I've seen a lot. But the craziest thing I've witnessed also scarred me for life.

Read at your own risk.

How heartbreaking... both lives ruined...

 

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[Lady M]

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That reminds me of the time a friend of mine on Twitter was trying to help a "suicidal" girl. Half of us knew that girl was pretending to take an overdose of pills just to get the 1D boys to follow her back, but we had to be sure and did all the right things in case she turned out to be highly unstable.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Well considering I used to live in a Russian ghetto, I've seen a lot. But the craziest thing I've witnessed also scarred me for life.

Read at your own risk.

Spoiler

When I was about 6, I was coming home and went to the backyard to go through the door. I looked over to my neighbor's backyard and saw my 14 year old neighbor raping his less than a year old sister.

I never knew you were Russian.

 

[Lightbringer]

I never knew you were Russian.

Yup, born in Belarus and immigrated to the U.S. shortly after.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Yup, born in Belarus and immigrated to the U.S. shortly after.

I see, we have the largest population of Russian immigrants here in Sacramento.