Whats the best way to detox??

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(First of all dont get all self righteous on me and be like"You shoildnt have smoked in the first place" cause I already know and that shit is overplayed)


OK to the topic, what is the best way to detox or what can I use to throughly cleanse my system from any "contamination"? My situation is this, tomorrow I have a drug test for a job I need and I havent smoked for a wee. However Ive been around people that smoke so im not sure if smelling weed would show in my test. Ok so I ask what can I use to purge this uncleanliness from my body?
 

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You have a day? Good luck with that man, best you can do now is look online for a detox drink or pill ( I don't know any). Also, drink green tea, cranberry juice, and lots of water, this is all supposed to help cleanse your system (from what i've heard). Piss as much as you can and keep drinking fluids, it's your best shot.
 

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go to some pharmacy and by some pills called AZO theyre for urinary infection but anyways take life four and theyll make your piss turn bright red drink nothing but water until your piss is clear and you should be good
 

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^^^ god dammit stole my answer i was about to say play some sports, and drink cranberry juice lol. Make sure you are consuming a lot of liquids.
 

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(First of all dont get all self righteous on me and be like"You shoildnt have smoked in the first place" cause I already know and that shit is overplayed)


OK to the topic, what is the best way to detox or what can I use to throughly cleanse my system from any "contamination"? My situation is this, tomorrow I have a drug test for a job I need and I havent smoked for a wee. However Ive been around people that smoke so im not sure if smelling weed would show in my test. Ok so I ask what can I use to purge this uncleanliness from my body?
Truthfully?

Not much.

There are a lot of remedies I've seen people try to use to defeat those tests... and they dont work too well, usually. Your body does a pretty good job of holding onto organic compounds until it can break them down into waste compounds. You can affect concentration in your system and urine by how much you hydrate to induce urination - but not enough to really sway the tests.

The tests pick up the metabolized byproducts of substances like THC and other compounds determined to be illegal. Since your metabolic rate of these substances is largely determined by your body mass and the enzymes that your body uses to metabolize these substances - they have a fairly stable half-life in your system regardless of what you do to try and "detox."

Short of ingesting a compound that attaches to the target molecules and causes them to be processed in the liver or kidneys more rapidly... but I don't know of anything that does that - and not in such a short time frame.

Chances are, for your situation - you're fine. Assuming you were only around it. Though it kind of depends upon their method of smoking. If they are "hot boxing" with joints and have the room flooded with smoke... you might pop on this test. If they were using pipes and generating much less smoke - then you're probably good.

But if you do - don't argue your case. They've heard "I was just around it" before.
 
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