What's some weird stuff you do?

[kimb]

What are some weird behaviors you do, or weird quirks that you have that effect your everyday life?

• I go to the next town over which is about 20 minutes from where I live to buy groceries or pick up stuff at Wal-Mart. I could easily do it in the town I live in but then I run into everyone that I don't want to see.
  
  
  
• Sometimes my brain will have conversations with itself subconsciously, I don't realize it until I need to do something else that requires a train of thought. Sometimes the conversations will get so deep to the point where I'll be having the conversation aloud and I don't realize it until I catch myself. I guess you can say I'm talking to myself, but I'm not aware that I'm talking to myself.. It's weird.
  
  
  
• I prefer peeing literally every where else rather than the actual toilet that is readily available and near by. empty bottles, outside behind my bushes, the shower, the sink, etc.
  My gf gets pissed whenever I don't use the toilet. :Sparks:
  
  
  
• I always start eating pizza from the crust to the end of the pizza. My thought process is I'll always finish the pizza without wasting the crust, if it's always the first part that I eat.
  
  
  
  
• Whenever I microwave something, I open the door right before the timer can reach zero; I NEVER let the timer reach zero. Why? I don't ****ing know? I just don't

 

[Angelic.]

I do the microwave one lol gotta beat it

 

[~Ethereal~]

Well, my convos with Conspirator is weird. I always say that I would summon Chie the dentist to open his mouth wide, if he acts rebellious towards me. Also, my status and he said to Tenshi Hikari as a joke that he exercises in front of a computer. A long time ago, I said we would snatch each other's glasses off(it was a way to make him feel awkward without using sexual words). I always put him in scenarios he would never be in a million years.

For ages, I asked Mist to say Lempta(means naked in my language) to someone with the same language as me. He went "if it's a girl, I would get slapped, if it's a guy I would get punched in the stomach". He eventually told a Bengali person and he had no idea, what it meant. There was a phase that I was angry with him for not telling me a particular joke between him and Blazing, so I made up shizz like shoving a cactus through his ear and make him my "slave". XD

There are too many to list, but yeah those are the main ones.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

I talk to my parents.

Well, my convos with Conspirator is weird. I always say that I would summon Chie the dentist to open his mouth wide, if he acts rebellious towards me. Also, my status and he said to Tenshi Hikari as a joke that he exercises in front of a computer. A long time ago, I said we would snatch each other's glasses off(it was a way to make him feel awkward without using sexual words). I always put him in scenarios he would never be in a million years.

For ages, I asked Mist to say Lempta(means naked in my language) to someone with the same language as me. He went "if it's a girl, I would get slapped, if it's a guy I would get punched in the stomach". He eventually told a Bengali person and he had no idea, what it meant. There was a phase that I was angry with him for not telling me a particular joke between him and Blazing, so I made up shizz like shoving a cactus through his ear and make him my "slave". XD

There are too many to list, but yeah those are the main ones.

Not gonna lie this is a great love story. I would write it in my fanfic.

 

[~Ethereal~]

I talk to my parents.




Not gonna lie this is a great love story. I would write it in my fanfic.

Oh and I dug up more. One of my fav quotes from Mist.
" I mean, you have gotta lead by example. A dentist should have clean teeth. The trouble is, we all know she'd wanna "eat" Itachi and after you eat, you should clean your teeth. The issue is that she treats Itachi as such a pure and clean human being that she probably thinks that Itachie's cum would clean her teeth like toothpaste. Everyone else knows how stupid that is. A dentist cannot have dirty teeth(or at least, it's wrong for a person who specialises in caring for others teeth to be so negligent about her own). It's almost like she wants to be a dentist to parody herself. Smh. "

 

[Sagebee]

I'm weird in every way possible, I'm a very observant and oblivious guy all in one an example of this is there's this one show that come on called the biggest loser about people extremely overweight losing weight at first I thought the show was calling them losers which I though was messed up, but one day years after I was driving and it clicked in my head oh they meant losing weight. I'm also a very super cautious individual, but having near death experiences constantly, I drive like am old person I could really go on, but my life is just me being weird and living a series of weird events.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

Oh and I dug up more. One of my fav quotes from Mist.
" I mean, you have gotta lead by example. A dentist should have clean teeth. The trouble is, we all know she'd wanna "eat" Itachi and after you eat, you should clean your teeth. The issue is that she treats Itachi as such a pure and clean human being that she probably thinks that Itachie's cum would clean her teeth like toothpaste. Everyone else knows how stupid that is. A dentist cannot have dirty teeth(or at least, it's wrong for a person who specialises in caring for others teeth to be so negligent about her own). It's almost like she wants to be a dentist to parody herself. Smh. "

Absolutely beautiful. Deserves an Oscar.

 

[~Ethereal~]

I dug up more.

1.) I also said something about engaging in nature more, by throwing him in a cage full of rabbits.
2.) And, also about how I should make a sandcastle of sugraj(Sulraj and sugar) on top of his stomach.
3.) A scenario of Sawyer7mage randomly calling him Naya(it means dog in his language). It's hilarious when a white guy says South Asian languages.
4.) He once told me about how he would run away and I would send voice messages of screaming at him, funny part is that I said he would put my voice mails on repeat and tell his kids that he could make a female scream very hard.


5.) I was giving Mist a list of universities he would go to, if he was doing the same degree from where I live. There is a uni called Queen Mary and his words as followed " I'd go the one called Queen Mary's and pretend that it's called Queen Ethereal/Sulraj whatever to help motivate myself."
6.) A long time ago and still now I talk regularly about a band I made up a year ago with him, me, Icelerate, Sparks and Blazing. As a joke he would send me this...

".Dear Ethereal,

I'm resigning from my band duties do go and work in this business with someone else. I'm sure you'll find an adequate replacement for me(should be easy as pie).

Unkind regards,
Mist."


Oh god there is more. XD

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

I wonder how Conspir will react to this thread.

 

[kimb]

I dug up more.

1.) I also said something about engaging in nature more, by throwing him in a cage full of rabbits.
2.) And, also about how I should make a sandcastle of sugraj(Sulraj and sugar) on top of his stomach.
3.) A scenario of Sawyer7mage randomly calling him Naya(it means dog in his language). It's hilarious when a white guy says South Asian languages.
4.) He once told me about how he would run away and I would send voice messages of screaming at him, funny part is that I said he would put my voice mails on repeat and tell his kids that he could make a female scream very hard.


5.) I was giving Mist a list of universities he would go to, if he was doing the same degree from where I live. There is a uni called Queen Mary and his words as followed " I'd go the one called Queen Mary's and pretend that it's called Queen Ethereal/Sulraj whatever to help motivate myself."
6.) A long time ago and still now I talk regularly about a band I made up a year ago with him, me, Icelerate, Sparks and Blazing. As a joke he would send me this...

".Dear Ethereal,

I'm resigning from my band duties do go and work in this business with someone else. I'm sure you'll find an adequate replacement for me(should be easy as pie).

Unkind regards,
Mist."


Oh god there is more. XD

lmao, this thread right now XDXD

 

[Ōkami]

You know the ring around plastic bottles?

Whenever I'm drinking out of one, before I finish the drink I always use my teeth to pull the ring off and put it directly in the bottle.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

I dug up more.

1.) I also said something about engaging in nature more, by throwing him in a cage full of rabbits.
2.) And, also about how I should make a sandcastle of sugraj(Sulraj and sugar) on top of his stomach.
3.) A scenario of Sawyer7mage randomly calling him Naya(it means dog in his language). It's hilarious when a white guy says South Asian languages.
4.) He once told me about how he would run away and I would send voice messages of screaming at him, funny part is that I said he would put my voice mails on repeat and tell his kids that he could make a female scream very hard.


5.) I was giving Mist a list of universities he would go to, if he was doing the same degree from where I live. There is a uni called Queen Mary and his words as followed " I'd go the one called Queen Mary's and pretend that it's called Queen Ethereal/Sulraj whatever to help motivate myself."
6.) A long time ago and still now I talk regularly about a band I made up a year ago with him, me, Icelerate, Sparks and Blazing. As a joke he would send me this...

".Dear Ethereal,

I'm resigning from my band duties do go and work in this business with someone else. I'm sure you'll find an adequate replacement for me(should be easy as pie).

Unkind regards,
Mist."


Oh god there is more. XD

Just going to add another one of weird things I do.

Reading vms of these two^.

 

[BlacLord™]

You know the ring around plastic bottles?

Whenever I'm drinking out of one, before I finish the drink I always use my teach to pull the ring off and put it directly in the bottle.

How do you manage to get a teacher to be your slave?

 

[Sagebee]

How do you manage to get a teacher to be your slave?

Wow didn't catch that the first time just automatically assumed he meant teeth

 

[Ōkami]

How do you manage to get a teacher to be your slave?

I realized my mistake...don't hate me...

 

[BlacLord™]

I realized my mistake...don't hate me...

Yeah, it is pretty mean to enslave a teacher.

 

[Ōkami]

Yeah, it is pretty mean to enslave a teacher.

The document was legally binding.

 

[BlacLord™]

The document was legally binding.

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[Donald J Trump]

I don't like the beeping so I stop the microwave at 1 second.


When I get up to go to the kitchen, I always start shadowboxing and throw punches at my wall.

When I go to the toilet I always start using the light string switch as a speedbag.

When I look in the mirror I start fake laughing and then get serious in an instant

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When I'm talking to my friends I look to my left or right and throw a really quick jab in their face which they don't react to in time then say "Speed."

In class when the teacher is talking, I get a neutral RBF which makes me look angry when I'm not and I stare at the teacher, I look through their souls which always makes them feel very uncomfortable.

Oh and I think maybe the weirdest of them all, I forgot to mention. When objects get in my way, like if If I'm trying to get out of my chair and the table is too close, I kick it. Or if I'm walking and a bag touches my foot that is on the floor, I kick it and say "Fk out my way" :/

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Bunch of ****ing weirdos we have in this thread lol​