Lmfao This made me laugh like crazy.Sakura - Pretend that you're strong, even though you're fodder. and eventually your love will come to you...
but at first he might try to kill you with a genjutsu...
but then he might change his mind about you...
but only because he lost his fapping hand now need assistance
This.For certain, they'd all give some variant of the tried-and-true "Never give up; keep at it and you'll reach your dreams one day."
Because that's just how cardboard and one-dimensional the romance in Naruto is portrayed to be. Which is fine. Naruto's not a love story, after all.