... If you were stuck on an island with Sai and Sai came out of the closet and you simply cannot escape this island. Would you accept your fate as Sai's new lover?
*dun dun dun*
:NO: no offense sai, i luh you.
I'd tell him the only way he's getting this ass is if he draws us a bird and flies us the f*ck out of there. Then when we're over the ocean i'd push him off.