What would you do if you woke up and you were getting a train ran on you hy zombies?

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I would give this russian chick a call.

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I want to reply properly but I dont understand.

This...properly rewrite this.

You'd let strangers, especially zombies, run train on you if they don't resemble zombies and don't bite you?

Why would zombies be driving a train in the first place to try and run people over instead of attacking them by biting them. Do you even know what zombies are? Do you even watch/play zombie related stuff?
 
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Ah, the classical misleading title thread.

It's been a long time since I've seen one.
 

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Ah, the classical misleading title thread.

It's been a long time since I've seen one.

What? Explain please, most of us know what running train is. How is the title misleading?
 

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This...properly rewrite this.



Why would zombies be driving a train in the first place to try and run people over instead of attacking them by biting them. Do you even know what zombies are? Do you even watch/play zombie related stuff?

read the posts in this thread, I'm not talking about that kind of train.
 

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What would be your way of stopping the train, and getting all the cars of the trains out of your house?

What would you do if you woke up
Okay, I wake up, got it.
and you were getting a train ran on you hy zombies?
A train ran over on me by zombie..
What? I'm re reading your post and it still doesn't make clear sense.
Unless by train, you meant to say a "train" of zombies. As in "Damn, I killed a train of zombies coming my way" in this usage, train would mean a bunch of them coming at you with like a "Wave" the way you wrote it, sounds like the zombies are all inside a train and trying to run you over while you sleep and you suddenly have a bunch of cars in your house that you need to save or get out.

What would be your way of stopping the train, and getting all the cars of the trains out of your house?

Again how can I stop the train and get the cars from my house...(How did the cars get in my house???) cars don't literally fit inside the house without tearing it apart.
Again, I get it now that the first part is figured out but, you can't expect people to understand the second question when the first one is confusing for the improper way you wrote it.

"Cars of trains" was meant not to take literal, just an expression of how many there is but still @bold..from what I said.

train
trān/Submit
verb
1.
teach (a person or animal) a particular skill or type of behavior through practice and instruction over a period of time.
"the plan trains people for promotion"
synonyms: instruct, teach, coach, tutor, school, educate, prime, drill, ground; More
be taught through practice and instruction.
"he trained as a classicist"
synonyms: study, learn, prepare, take instruction; More
cause (a mental or physical faculty) to be sharp, discerning, or developed as a result of instruction or practice.
"an alert mind and trained eye give astute evaluations"
cause (a plant) to grow in a particular direction or into a required shape.
"they trained roses over their houses"
undertake a course of exercise and diet in order to reach or maintain a high level of physical fitness, typically in preparation for participating in a specific sport or event.
"she trains three times a week"
synonyms: exercise, do exercises, work out, get into shape, practice, prepare More
cause to undertake a course of physical exercise.
"the horse was trained in Paris"
reduce one's weight through diet and exercise in order to be fit for a particular event.
"he trained down to middleweight"
2.
point or aim something, typically a gun or camera, at.
"the detective trained his gun on the side door"
synonyms: aim, point, direct, level, focus; More
3.
dated
go by train.
"Charles trained to Chicago with Emily"
4.
archaic
entice (someone) by offering pleasure or a reward.
noun
noun: train; plural noun: trains
1.
a series of railroad cars moved as a unit by a locomotive or by integral motors.
"a freight train"
synonyms: locomotive, subway, monorail; More
2.
a succession of vehicles or pack animals traveling in the same direction.


Unless you mean it the way that I did, idk what other trains exist that could fit with zombies. Also,I doubt everyone will want to read through the comments in order to figure out what you meant.

What would you do if you woke up and train of zombies tried to attack you?
What would be your way of stopping the train, and getting all the cars(trains/piles) zombies out of your house?
^A much better way to put it so people at least get the idea. I'm not trying to push grammar but Jesus. I hope English isn't your first language, it would disappoint me.
 
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If you don't understand the colloquialism of "getting a train" or "running a train on someone" you will be out of context when responding to the topic.

Zombies don't do that. In all of Zombie mythology (the ones that I've seen anyway), zombies have a need to eat live flesh which is the way they spread the infection. Do zombies have enough blood to get it up? Or did they use some type of zombie perk up pill? In any case, I wouldn't wake up to zombies running a train on me, because the I'm a light sleeper and when I get moved while sleeping, I wake up. So I will be up pre-train. They would have to turn me into a zombie first if they wanna get some train action. Cause, by then I'd be a zombie and wouldn't care anyway.

I'd stop them by getting the out of my house. They can have the house and I'll be more than happy to burn it down while their trapped in there.
 
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OP has a necrophiliac's mind set lol
 

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Why would i stay on the rail in the first place?
 

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If you don't understand the colloquialism of "getting a train" or "running a train on someone" you will be out of context when responding to the topic.

Zombies don't do that. In all of Zombie mythology (the ones that I've seen anyway), zombies have a need to eat live flesh which is the way they spread the infection. Do zombies have enough blood to get it up? Or did they use some type of zombie perk up pill? In any case, I wouldn't wake up to zombies running a train on me, because the I'm a light sleeper and when I get moved while sleeping, I wake up. So I will be up pre-train. They would have to turn me into a zombie first if they wanna get some train action. Cause, by then I'd be a zombie and wouldn't care anyway.

I'd stop them by getting the out of my house. They can have the house and I'll be more than happy to burn it down while their trapped in there.

That only applies when it's used correctly to understand it.
 
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