ok i'll tell you:
If i see Naruto Ill ask if i can join the gang
Sasuke : I hate this m...f.... ill f..... because he is a bi.... (sadomazo) then off with his head
Sakura: Beat the hell out of her
Hinata :Ohhh so shy

Rock Lee : Go with him to take a hair cut and brow cut
Neji : hey man give me a massage u know da spots

Gaara : we have watter so bring the sand
Kisame: the opposite watter please
Itachi : i wanna be ........(illusion)
Deidara : lol suvenirs (i dunno how to spell it)
Kakashi : to go with him and get lost in the path

Pein : just run away (lol cool but freaky)
Kiba : where is my dog whistle (control the guy)
Shino : i am scared of bugs
Orochimaro : sssssssssss shut up
more later i need to think about it