What would they tell themselves?

[NineSNS]

Jiraiya - hook up with Tsunade BEFORE you go to Amegakure

Hiruzen - he may be your favorite student, but he's creepy as hell, so do something about it

Uchiha clan - don't believe everything you see written on stone tablets

 

[Blackzoro]

Orochimaru: take the nine-tail Jinchuuki's body
Kakashi: Train the future hokage and sakura only
Itachi:kill SAsuke and take his eyes
sasuke: kill yourself
Sasuke's mom: get birth control
Bee: Don't Joke around with them Kill them all
Sakura: Date Lee
Karin: Join Konoha and date a leaf ninja
Naruto: Go all out at VOTE #1

Lmaoo