What would the Akatsuki give each other??

[Nympho]

Every year, if the Akatsuki got together to give each other presents.
What do you think each person would give the other 8 members? or you can just pick 1.

Examples:

Spoiler

Itachi would give Kisame fishes
Deidara would give Tobi lolipops
Zetsu would give flowers to Konan

What are your suggestions? lol​

 

[Flawž]

Kisame would get lots of d1cks sardine.

 

[Booker]

Itachi would hand out free despair

 

[Meee]

Tobi gets Dango's

 

[Snape Uchiha]

Kakuzu would give Hidan nothing because it is a waste of money. Hidan would give kakuzu the spare change in his pocket.

 

[BenjerminGaye]

Itachi would give kisame octopus soup.
Konan would give sasori or deidara paper flowers. (All three being art lovers)

 

[HiddenSound]

Sasori gets puppets from Zetsu
Deidara a gets clay from Tobi
Orochimaru gets a fresh, young, strong strapping pair of socks from Itachi.

 

[Yanks]

Tobi would give Zetsu a venus fly trap plant
Kisame would give Itachi seeing glasses

 

[amarusboobs]

Hidan would give Kakauzu a dildo Christmas sweater

 

[elsepa]

itachi would bring defeat to everyone

 

[-Punk-]

Nagato would revive Yahiko For Konan & him , Kawai! .

Itachi would Take Kisame to eat some friend pork .

Deidara would take Sasori to a ventriloquist show .

 

[Booker]

Sasori gets puppets from Zetsu
Deidara a gets clay from Tobi
Orochimaru gets a fresh, young, strong strapping pair of socks from Itachi.

Ahaaaa, made me lol.

 

[-Punk-]

Konan would give sasori or deidara paper flowers. (All three being art lovers)

Oh that's nice , then go to different types of art shows .

 

[Nympho]

LOL @ first 3 replys

 

[HiddenSound]

Ahaaaa, made me lol.

I live to please.

 

[Flawž]

I live to please.

anything to please?

scratch that. sounded wrong

 

[Xēnovia.]

This thread made me burst out laughing. xd

 

[CJ Mac]

I can only see an Akatsuki gift exchange ending very very bad for everybody involved. Could a secret Santa activity involving psychopathic murders, explosive experts, zombies, and generally mentally unstable people end any other way.

Deidara would probably give everybody explosives.
Hidan would cut off his head and give it to somebody in a neat little package.
Sasori would give little dolls...I mean puppets.
Konan would give out little origami things.
I really don't see Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame giving anybody anything. They are too antisocial.

 

[obito uchiha the wraith]

Kisame gave itachi aids.

 

[Dęvîa Puęrî]

Hidan gets a bible from Kakazu
Kakazu gets a sewing machine from hidan
Kisame gets a fish tank from itachi
Itachi gets Advil from kisame
Orochimaru gives sasori a copy of pinokio
Sasori gives orochimaru purple mascara
Deidara gives sasori red hair dye (sasori is old as **** no way in hell his hair stay tht color)
Sasori gives deidara a bomb manual
Konan gives a wheel chair to Nagato
Nagato gives last minute flowers from some random guy off the street to konan
Tobi gives zetsu a Venus fly trap
Zetsu gives Tobi a new mask