What would madara say when he meets sauske?

[rasengan616]

Im thinking its gunna go something like this...

Madara:So i heard your another survivng member of the uchiha,I also heard you stopped being a little bitch and your down to rule the world with us like the uchihas were suppose to since the from the start?
Tobi:don't insult the boy we want him in our side he has alot of promise!
Madara: not like he has a mother or father to cry to?this bottom bitch(points at sauske) better learn who is in charge right now from the start,i mean for danm sakes im trying to destroy a democracy and start being a dictator for damn sakes...just like you bitch ass obito not like your gunna have any say on this as soon as i get my way..
Sauske:well,**** yo both niggus i was gunna join but now **** that!(activates his EMS)
(madara throws tobi at sauske and knocks them both over)
Madara:Bitch please!im madara god of this pathetic series!
(pulls on rope)(rinnegan style:lyinching from a god technique!)
(naruto,bee,and guy fall from the clouds with a rope surrounding their necks)
Sauskeshrieks like a little girl!!)Naruto!!!(starts crying hysterically and going into fetal position for naruto)
Madara thinking to himself:this bitch sauske is pulling an obito!crying over his gay lover!
Sauskekeeps shouting)naruto(over and over again)
Madara:Bitch if you didnt get the memo the name of this series now is Madara Uchiha!

THE END

Side Note:I was bored and i bearly made it while up while posting it up.
(dont judge me) i entertained myself while writting this for some reason!

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

Madara: Who the f*ck are you?
Sasuke: I'm your pimp and you're my b*tch
Madara: Hell no *kills Sasuke* Who's the b*tch now?
Obito: Rin...

 

[The Necromancer]

Didn't read. But on a serious note, i think he would be impressed with sasuke's ems development after him and would be interested in watching his progress. He would also remark on how much he looks like izuna.

 

[WhistleBlower]

WTH!

just go kill yourself !!

if they ever meet each other the convo will definitely not go like that !!

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if anything, he'll be surprised to see an uchiha survivor and be surprised that sasuke got the EMS, n has susanoo and another mad techniwue known as amaterasu!!!

haha if anything, he'll hate on sasuke's egocentric personality, and be like respect me or die!! n then sasuke will be like : hmph! so your madara, LOL!!

 

[XxTwin BladexX]

First thing that came to mind=Wtf? XD But pretty funny I liked it rep Plus

 

[rasengan616]

WTH!

just go kill yourself !!

if they ever meet each other the convo will definitely not go like that !!

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if anything, he'll be surprised to see an uchiha survivor and be surprised that sasuke got the EMS, n has susanoo and another mad techniwue known as amaterasu!!!

haha if anything, he'll hate on sasuke's egocentric personality, and be like respect me or die!! n then sasuke will be like : hmph! so your madara, LOL!!

hahah,yea i was literly just bored today so im writting bullshit,but yea i just wanted to show that madara would be a boss if he does capture naruto and bee. and let the true uchiha ego come out.

 

[rasengan616]

Didn't read. But on a serious note, i think he would be impressed with sasuke's ems development after him and would be interested in watching his progress. He would also remark on how much he looks like izuna.

is that kirby in itachi mode?(if it is...thats legit!,props)

 

[Prime Rib]

Sauske haterz

 

[rasengan616]

Sauske haterz

i dont hate sauske,he cool in my book he is basicallly the second main chracter that doesnt get as much air play.its kinda hard to hate him,but he is a little emo kid,but then again who wouldnt be when your big bro killed you whole clan and he killed his last family meber over vengeance which was his bro,bro.

p.s.Funny ass signature,i think ive said it before tho.