When people:
• Try to tell me what I know or don't know.
• Try to tell me how I feel or don't feel.
• Try to tell me that they know me or the type of person I am.
• Try to shove their ****ing beliefs down my throat as if it was a penis.
• Try to judge me (or a situation) when they know so little of me (or the situation) or go by what others tell them.
• Try to tell me I bought them a gift just so I can get one from them.
• ****ing dirtying my ****ing iPhone with your ****ing sweaty, greasy, genitalia-infested, butt-scratching, sausage-look-alike fingered paws even after I ****ing repeatedly ****ing told you not to even look at my baby, you ****ing ****.
I could sit here and list all the things that "offend" me, but I don't really remember them all and it would take too much time to write. So basically; it's retarded people who claim to be "intelligent" and "perfect" with a "high sense of morality", but really haven't taken a good look in the mirror.