What would each Naruto character's 'favorite quote' be if they were in highschool?

[Valkyria]

Yeah this is a bit random but it's for a picture that I'm working on that involves Naruto characters in highschool and under each portrait, they have a 'favorite quote' aka like a year book. I'm really looking for suggestion/ideas to write for some of the characters.

Ex. Jiraiya
Nickname - Pervy Vice Principal
Favorite quote - "Come into my office..."

Not necessarily that but something more witty that I can think off.
There's 24 characters in total.

Students - Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Kiba, Kiba, Shikamura, Ino, Choji, Sai, Neji, Lee
Teachers - Tsunade, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Yamato, Iruka, Ibiki, Anko, Asuma, Shizune, Kurenei, Gai, Ebisu.

Don't have to do them all but a few random ones to pick would be welcomed. Will give reps+ and also add credit to the finished picture

 

[Kyuubi Sage]

Hinata would have an urge to try and get pregnant with Naruto's baby.

 

[Azaghast]

fu** you all im not fat

 

[Jokey]

lee wanna Fawk Sakura but Sakura gonna Puch him

 

[Azaghast]

shikamaru ingeniously rapes ino

 

[Nadream]

All the students would love to fack Kurenei, and she would get it all the time.

 

[Azaghast]

tsunade grapes shizune and shizune grapes konoha

 

[Valkyria]

Yeah this topic failed pretty bad. Shut it down...shut it down...

 

[Amaya Sayuri]

Yeah this topic failed pretty bad. Shut it down...shut it down...

ahahahha xd LOL
maybe its coz u started it with perv jiraiya

 

[Love Cook]

Ebisu - Janitor
Quote: come into my closet, I want you to touch my broom

 

[Amaya Sayuri]

ok i'll try xd for your sake, i will... hope i do it ryt.
_____________________________________

Naruto - trouble maker
"... what? MIDTERMS?! NO! I DIDNT KNOW!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hinata - somewhat... Nerd? [no offense, i like hinata,
it just means that she's quiet n easily bullied by others
i couldnt find the right term though... ]
"i can help you review, if you want, naruto... *blush*"
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Sasuke - Heart throb / Player? O_O
"sorry, but i dont like you *glares*"
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Sakura - Sasuke #1 fan
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF SASUKE!!!"

 

[Passion]

Gai: Homework is not done?! 200 PUSHUPS FOR YOU!
Kakashi: Now you all do quiet work while I am reading... ( ICHA IHCA WOOHOO )
Jiraiya: Ahem Ahem... Today I will be teaching you BIOLOGY OF WOMAN!!!!! xD
Lee: THE YOUTH IN MY SOUL IS EXTINGUISHED BY THESE HOMEWORKS.

 

[Valkyria]

ahahahha xd LOL
maybe its coz u started it with perv jiraiya

Yeah lol. I guess they just went with that theme.

Ebisu - Janitor
Quote: come into my closet, I want you to touch my broom

ok i'll try xd for your sake, i will... hope i do it ryt.
_____________________________________

Naruto - trouble maker
"... what? MIDTERMS?! NO! I DIDNT KNOW!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hinata - somewhat... Nerd? [no offense, i like hinata,
it just means that she's quiet n easily bullied by others
i couldnt find the right term though... ]
"i can help you review, if you want, naruto... *blush*"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sasuke - Heart throb / Player? O_O
"sorry, but i dont like you *glares*"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sakura - Sasuke #1 fan
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF SASUKE!!!"

Gai: Homework is not done?! 200 PUSHUPS FOR YOU!
Kakashi: Now you all do quiet work while I am reading... ( ICHA IHCA WOOHOO )
Jiraiya: Ahem Ahem... Today I will be teaching you BIOLOGY OF WOMAN!!!!! xD
Lee: THE YOUTH IN MY SOUL IS EXTINGUISHED BY THESE HOMEWORKS.

Thanks guys. I've kinda taken the favorite quote thing out and just went with the nickname/title thing. Thanks for the help though. reps+

 

[Hakachi]

Chouji-Class Food disposal
Quote: "WOOOHOOOOO!!!! LUNCH TIME!!!!!*munch munch* You gonna eat that?"

Lolz!

 

[-Ventus-]

Gai-Lets the gym of youth power us!
Tsunade-JIRAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ben-sama]

Anko - I Really Need To Get A Bra
Jiraya - All Women And Girls Are To Report To My Office Immediately !
Choki - Are You Gonna Eat That ?
Ino - Sakura Is A Douche
Sakura - Ino Is A Douche
Kurenai - Jiraya Keeps Staring At My legs O_O
Tsunade - *kicks jiraya where it REALLY hurts*
Ebisu - My Glasses Are So Black !
Naruto - What Is This.. Homework That You Speak Of ?
Sasuke - Can't Talk, Too Busy Being Emo

Thats As Far As My Imagination Goes xd