What would be the most useful jutsu in Real Life.

Apocalypse Ninja

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Gotta go with Shadow clones, think of how awesome your body would get from having several of your clones working out the same body part each day.


Other than that, I would pick Summoning jutsu, not sure which creature though.
 

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Same jutsu that's the most useful in the manga. Edo Tensei.
 

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6 paths of pain, better for cheating than shadow clones, and frankly, will you ever need more than 7 of you running around?
 

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Wow why am I the only person who said edo tensei? sure, you need to sacrifice people to get to to work, but you could literally make people immortal and have complete control over them at the same time.
 

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The most useful jutsu of all would be kage bushin, without any doubt. It can be used in ways to make everyone happy.

If you are a perv, you can spy on more girls

If you are a player, you can get more girls.

If you are a criminal you can rob a bank by yourself.

If you are a soldier you can have an insta army.

If you are normal, you can shop, hang with friends go to school, and chill at home, and go to work, and do chores all at the same time.

If you are a daredevil, you can do any stunts, even ones that kill you, you can do.

If you are greedy, you could work many jobs, all at once, and get paid a ton of money.

If you like to learn. you could learn a language in a very short time.

If you like to take over the world, you could make a small army and take over several small countries, and then join them toghther and begin your conquest.

If you like to kill zombies, you could have your clones act like zombies and you can kill them.

If you want to build a house, you could do it in just a few days.


The possibilities are endless. Now that said, there are still plenty of jutsu out there, that people like, but shadow clones is the best jutsu for people, as it has the most uses.

But to each their own, simply kage bushin, is a very useful and versatile jutsu, that could help all people achieve what they want.
 

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The ability to "steal" hearts and "evolve" my body like Kakuzu did! (Though having the Tsukuyomi is also tempting)

though overall I would say Rock Lee Taijutsu skills would be more usefull :)
 

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Transformation...........rob sh!t without people knowing your idenity, or maybe Genjutsu, you'd have a bunch of slaves, can control people, or creation of all things, make some money for yourself
 

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A Jutsu to see through clothes > Byakugan
 

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kagebunshin. I imagine making a clone to work for me...ahhhh how convenient.
 
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