What to do when you fart in a meeting?

[GdaTyler]

Is there any solution to this, especially if it is a silent but violent one that happens in a confined space and creates problems and confusion? It happened once but it would be really embarrassing. Anyways on how to direct the attention off of you???

 

[Crow.]

I...I don't know how to respond to this randomness..

 

[Hipster Madara]

Just do it and act normal or hold it in.

 

[Kages]

Act like nothing happened

 

[Resurrected Orochimaru]

Is there anyone on Naruto Base tonight who isn't a troll?

 

[kmrasengan]

just act like nothing happened

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

If it's silent, don't do anything. It's only when it's loud that it's a problem. When that happens, just utter this simple verse:

"Pardon me for being rude,
It was not me,
It was my food"

 

[King Of Sharingan]

Just say if I didn't do it I would have spontaneously combused

 

[KuraiandAlbel]

If it was quiet, do the same and just do not say anything. lol However, if it is a loud one... I would just ignore it. If someone comments on it then you can easily say "The one who smelt it, dealt it." Therefore blaming the fart on the person who commented on it.

 

[Jin Hayami]

Im lucky enough to have a job where farts are simply considered funny.

 

[Shinobi Train]

If it's silent, then there is the "smelt it dealt" thing. However, when you're older, you don't worry as much about that stuff. The only cause for panic is if there's a lady present that you want to bang later on...otherwise it doesn't matter.