What ninja skills would you use in real life if you could?

[Wang]

Chidori, I'd charge my iPhone w/ it.

 

[Meekz89]

Kamui and KA

 

[chosen one]

Naruto's or Tobi's Talk no Jutsu lol but honestly I'm going to be cliche and say shadow clones because it'll make things much more convenient

 

[FinalBoss]

both kamui powers, clones, oh and the raikage's lightning cloak

 

[Jako98146]

Sage mode

 

[Gaara4president]

Genjutsu. I can drive people insane with that and be filthy rich in an hour.

 

[JakeLife510]

Muu invisible
Naruto Shadow Clones
Itachi Genjutsu

 

[The God of Wind]

No matter how many times this thread gets made my answer will always be the same. Kage Bunshin and Sexy Jutsu, and then I would literally fukk myself! LOL Kidding! OR am I?

 

[supino]

i like Konan's flying and hovering thing (not so much the one with the angel-looking wings, she had more than one flying jutsus i think)

 

[Makoto]

Rinnegan, that's all you need to master all chakra natures and possibly even kekkei genkai since you can master all chakra natures.

 

[Simple Math]

all of them

 

[sulanis]

Byakugan and the gentle fist