What ninja skills would you use in real life if you could?

[Critique]

If you could use some ninja skills techniques or have any kekkei genkei shown in naruto, which ones would you use, and why/how would you use it to apply to everyday life today. Also, nobody can know about it, you'd have to be sneaky about it.

GO.

I personally would use genjutsu for just about everything. Wbu?

 

[Hipster Madara]

Shadow clones... transformations... sharingan.....

 

[Blondephile]

I would use Plot no Jutsu.

i would use it to change the world

muahaahaa

 

[Tsuki]

Shadow clones, I'll relax while they do everything xd

 

[Gooner4life]

Tobi's Kamui, I'd pick fights literally just to troll

 

[Scooby Doo]

The ability to use search bar.Very useful, try it.

 

[Young Thug]

Meteorite Technique. I'd screw a lot of orphans over. :scorps:

 

[Critique]

The ability to use search bar.Very useful, try it.

Don't you feel cool for posting that, you definitely showed me what I did wrong. I definitely, and I speak for everyone when I say this, will search up something next time before posting it. Thanks for the advice.

 

[Dormammu]

Tobi making himself intangible.

 

[anointed1]

Living Corpse Reincarnation. The possibility of living forever intrigues me.

 

[-Carnage-]

all of them...but if i have to choose one...then ill go with transformation tech

 

[Scooby Doo]

Don't you feel cool for posting that, you definitely showed me what I did wrong. I definitely, and I speak for everyone when I say this, will search up something next time before posting it. Thanks for the advice.

I don't feel cool, just pointed out. It's boring to see the same thread 3 times in 2 days...

 

[Critique]

Living Corpse Reincarnation. The possibility of living forever intrigues me.

Doesn't it everyone? Nice choice btw.

 

[Critique]

Shadow clones, I'll relax while they do everything xd

But if your shadow clones have the same idea as you, would they not listen and do the same as you? Haha nice idea though.

 

[anointed1]

^ Thanks. The only crappy part would be being sick right before I would have to transfer...

 

[Critique]

I don't feel cool, just pointed out. It's boring to see the same thread 3 times in 2 days...

Well it's fun for newbies to create ignorant threads because it gives them a feeling of self importance.

 

[GiantShuriken]

Transformation no Jutsu.

 

[GrimReaperoftheHiddenLeaf]

The eternal mangekyo, I could scare the sh!t out of everyone this Halloween with meh emerald susano'o, Amaterasu though I'd have to be careful not to endlessly burn my friends xd, and tsukuyomi every person who comes to the door into giving me more candy.

ROFLMFAO

 

[UKCmasterkeybladeninja]

Shinra tensei!!!

 

[Prime Rib]

ftg