What language does God speak?

[Young Thug]

WAIT! New theory, what if God speaks Universal?

 

[Nitrolingual]

bavarian. Because its funny

 

[Narutohokage7]

God speaks no language because God does not exist, it is a mere fabrication of the human mind a simple answer to what humans could not comprehend.

I don't believe in God but try not to slag others religions off.

 

[Ōkami]

I speak mainly English, why do you ask?

 

[Noobastank]

God speaks no language because God does not exist, it is a mere fabrication by humans who did not have the knowledge to figure creation out.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed...science says energy was not created and was just always there...sounds like god if you ask me. it may not be what religion says it is but God is real because everything exists in the first place.

 

[Deadai]

Not now. :|

You asked a question that has no correct answer what did you expect?

 

[Aotsuki Katsumi]

A lot of cultures claim he speaks only their language, but what idiot would give a people a message in a language they could only identify as gibberish?
Let´s take the muslims for example(not offense meant): God must have sent down Gabriel with the words in arabic cuz that might just be the only language Muhammed knew at the time, otherwise he the hell would he be able to pass it on?

At the very least, if he exists then he must know a minimum of two languages, probably a higher minimum but I won´t bother right now, and those two would be arabic and hebrew(did I spell that right?). But whatever one says, if he is to answer any prayers from his worshipers then it´d be necessary to know almost all languages on the planet, but if he really is mighty then that´d be no problem.

Summary: He knows all languages that his worshipers use, otherwise it´d be kinda awkward.

I say this from a somewhat neutral position. I don´t believe in God, frankly I find the mere thought of lowering myself to someone I can´t really respect as deterring, but although I lead towards atheism a lot more than towards religion I won´t proclaim myself one. I like to be open-minded.

 

[Narutohokage7]

I speak mainly English, why do you ask?

Sorry, they said God.. not the devil itself.

 

[Ōkami]

Sorry, they said God.. not the devil itself.

Oh you mean Beelze? He's to busy clubbing baby seals.

 

[Reflection]

Wait, why the f*ck are you even asking? If he were speaking to everyone, you would understand it.

Better yet, why am I responding?

Doesn't answer my question, but ok. Don't respond anymore then.

WAIT! New theory, what if God speaks Universal?

Ehh?

I speak mainly English, why do you ask?

I lol'd a bit. xD

 

[Narutohokage7]

Oh you mean Beelze? He's to busy clubbing baby seals.

So you're clubbing baby seals whilst they are covered in oil? This is a silly talk.

 

[mistype]

Binary...!

 

[Deadai]

I don't believe in God but try not to slag others religions off.

But I don't care for the ideals of the crazy people,
If I wan't to bash there idiot ideals I will.

:yayy:
Not that I will though for the fact that I don't need a mod breathing down my neak with infraction warnings.

 

[Ōkami]

So you're clubbing baby seals whilst they are covered in oil? This is a silly talk.

[video=youtube_share;swGBlDn_yiI]http://youtu.be/swGBlDn_yiI?t=1s[/video]

 

[Wolfang714]

God is the ultimate being. Therefore He is not bound by logical explanations or different languages. I personally think that when He speaks, everyone will understand.

 

[lesley]

God speaks no language because God does not exist, it is a mere fabrication of the human mind a simple answer to what humans could not comprehend.

i pray that God gives you the grace to find him and believe in him.

 

[Narutohokage7]

But I don't care for the ideals of the crazy people,
If I wan't to bash there idiot ideals I will.

:yayy:
Not that I will though for the fact that I don't need a mod breathing down my neak with infraction warnings.

Well, you're entitled to your own opinions I suppose. I am not religous myself.

 

[Reflection]

But I don't care for the ideals of the crazy people,
If I wan't to bash there idiot ideals I will.

:yayy:
Not that I will though for the fact that I don't need a mod breathing down my neak with infraction warnings.

Have an open mind. U_U