What Jutsu would you use on those who troll?

[Blade95]

It's hard enough waiting for the new naruto chapter but with these "693 is out" or "the new chapter is out" posts it really makes life suck like 10x more.. Im the type of dude who stays up to like 4 in the morning to see the new chapter
So if you had an opportunity to use any jutsu on those fcking trollers what would it be?

I would personally love to use temari's wind scythe jutsu or Jiraiya's crushing toad stomach..

 

[itachi4real]

Tsukuyomi is the best jutsu for those f***ers

 

[AmaterasuKagutsuchi]

lololollololololololololol.

 

[patrickscott]

Amaterasu and finger jutsu. U_U Topped of with a Rasenshuriken for good measure.

 

[take it easy]

Sennen Goroshi.

 

[DrProof]

1000 years of Death.

 

[RedRobin]

Like those idiots are worth using chakra.

 

[reizon]

i would use lava style on villian55

 

[Mahesvara]

Permanent ban no jutsu

 

[jiraiya nindo]

I would use itachis genjutsu sword to make them fall into a blissful sleep for all eternity so they'd stop making stupid troll threads.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Itachi's Tsukuyomi. Make them pay!

 

[reizon]

and Use 1000 years of pain on Heisenberg

 

[donnic]

Permanent ban no jutsu

they would just revive with a new account

 

[Nasai]

Kamui them out of existence! xP

 

[Mahesvara]

they would just revive with a new account

Registration close no jutsu

 

[Jcub]

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Non-no-Jutsu!

 

[griems]

Probably Koto Amatsukami and make them decide their lives are better spent cleaning up animal shit in the zoo despite any education or former life goals. They won't know why they want to clean shit but it's all they'll be thinking about. No more hobbies, no more family, no more internet just shit...

 

[LitAquarius]

I'd use my own limited version of Mugen Tsukuyomi on all the trolls & make Reality troll-free!

 

[Blade95]

I think I may have to sacrifice myself by using the 8th gate on them... it's been real my fellow narutards

 

[Ero sennin jiraiya]

No jutsu. I would go pure taijutsu and beat the shit out of thrm.