What Jutsu would you use in real life?

[Wparker6804]

Flying Thunder God = Teleport to school, work, gf's house etc...

Who says you have to tie a string around your two-year-olds wrist when you're out in public? FTG seal on his/her back and you'll never have to panic.

 

[Madarauchiwa]

kamui but if i had both eyes not just one

 

[KingHashirama]

Wood clone.

 

[GrayParadise]

Flying Thunder God or Shadow Clone Jutsu.
Probably Shadow Clone.

 

[sulanis]

flying thunder god

think of the gas i will save.

 

[Optimistic]

FTG is soo useful.

 

[Blinkie Uchiha]

Sharingan would've been useful back in school to copy homework..
Kage Bunshin would be awesome :3
and maybe sexy jutsu

 

[Retsu]

Asura path, so I can be the best friggin mechanic ever

 

[iNotorious]

Kamui + FTG + BM cloak

 

[miromiro]

Creation of all Things, Mokuton, Kage Bunshin, Flying Thunder God, Sexy Justu, Shinra Tensei, Kamui.

 

[Bantos]

Tsunade level medical ninjutsu. Or just medical ninjutsu.

 

[Aya San]

Susanoo, I can go out at night and punch crackheads

 

[Telekinesis]

1- Kamui - for sure

2- Shinra Tensei - it would be very good when time comes

3- Mokuton - wood, forest, nature etc.

 

[Naruto99Uzumaki]

susanno,mokuton and ftg by faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Yep...goin' with Earth Spear. You basically become God in the real world.

 

[RikudouMadara]

Creation of all things....is what I'd want most. But for kicks EMS/Rinnegan.

 

[Fodder#4]

Oral Rebirth or Shinra Tensei

 

[FemmeFatale]

With my amazing chakra control, I will form my yin seal, learn creation of all things, and protect the world from deviation, unite all demons and their nations, spread cherry blossoms of truth and love. Fly and soar through the stars above, Femme, Fatale. Team Cherry, that right. Surrender now or fight fight, die. :|

 

[RikudouMadara]

With my amazing chakra control, I will form my yin seal, learn creation of all things, and protect the world from deviation, unite all demons and their nations, spread cherry blossoms of truth and love. Fly and soar through the stars above, Femme, Fatale. Team Cherry, that right. Surrender now or fight fight, die. :|

Unite all demons...and their nations...? Hmmm...
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[Aya San]

With my amazing chakra control, I will form my yin seal, learn creation of all things, and protect the world from deviation, unite all demons and their nations, spread cherry blossoms of truth and love. Fly and soar through the stars above, Femme, Fatale. Team Cherry, that right. Surrender now or fight fight, die. :|

You don't get Yin seal, just chakra control