CurseSealofEarth
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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So I'm here to make sure everyone understands what happened in today's chapter! So sit back, relax and enjoy!
Hashirama is skipping stones with Madara because they're kids and you don't have a childhood until you skip stones. They talk about who is more frustrating, then some clansman decides to conveniently die in the river so they can talk about it. Hashi jumps over to him because walking is for pussies and says the war is coming here, like no s*** you can't wander off too far in the middle of a war.
Then they're burying people, and Hashi is all like "Why are adults such little pussies sending kids to fight?" Then his dad punches him because the CPA doesn't exist. But Hashi keeps talking because he's a mouthy kid and maybe gets a jolly out of being hit.
Then he and his brother Tobi and skunk-kid-who-dies are talking about rules, because that's all I wanted to talk about when I was a kid. And skunk-kid-who-dies is surrounded by 5 Uchiha who like to kill little Senju Skunks and guess what? Skunk-kid dies!
Then Hashi sits by the river again crying and plays "Guess what's wrong!" with Madara, which people with girlfriends will realize is a game you can't win. Madara says he has 4 brothers, which you realize people back then had too much time to poke each other.
Tune in next week for "What Just Happened!"
Hashirama is skipping stones with Madara because they're kids and you don't have a childhood until you skip stones. They talk about who is more frustrating, then some clansman decides to conveniently die in the river so they can talk about it. Hashi jumps over to him because walking is for pussies and says the war is coming here, like no s*** you can't wander off too far in the middle of a war.
Then they're burying people, and Hashi is all like "Why are adults such little pussies sending kids to fight?" Then his dad punches him because the CPA doesn't exist. But Hashi keeps talking because he's a mouthy kid and maybe gets a jolly out of being hit.
Then he and his brother Tobi and skunk-kid-who-dies are talking about rules, because that's all I wanted to talk about when I was a kid. And skunk-kid-who-dies is surrounded by 5 Uchiha who like to kill little Senju Skunks and guess what? Skunk-kid dies!
Then Hashi sits by the river again crying and plays "Guess what's wrong!" with Madara, which people with girlfriends will realize is a game you can't win. Madara says he has 4 brothers, which you realize people back then had too much time to poke each other.
Tune in next week for "What Just Happened!"
