CurseSealofEarth
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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We arrived at this chapter with team 7 heroically standing back to back after a week of Sakura wanking.
Sasuke and Naruto are staring intensively, both quickly forgetting Sakura's brief moment of relevance.
Sasuke: "Man, Naruto finally figured out how to not spaz into Kyuubi rage every time he sees me."
Naruto: "Sasuke's eyes can shoot black flames?? Where have I been the past 200 chapters??"
Team 8, consisting of the rapidly dwindling-in-respect Hinata, Shino, and Kiba, decide to actually join the battle.
Kiba: "We're not going to let the internet think I'm useless!" *spawns an equally unimpressive shadow clone*
Naruto: "Yea I did that in the first chapter, so no one is shitting their pants here."
Kiba: "Well wait a second and maybe I'll actually do something!"
*Kiba turns him and Akamaru into a three headed dog, because that third head will really make a difference in the long run.*
*Shino runs up very unimpressively and punches the big Juubite in the crotch, which seems to surprise it as much as us.*
*A bug goes into the Juubites crotch area, which is just a frightening as it seems.*
Ino: "Ew! Because everyone has to remember I'm a girl I will be disgusted by that!"
Shino: "Silence! I've forgotten which character I am!"
*Hinata slices through the Juubites quickly because she is the only person that can do a non-ridiculous justu.*
Hinata: "Maybe I should have practiced this attack before the war started. But Neji and Naruto have inspired me to hit something one more time!"
Rest of K11: "Why is she the only one in this chapter to get an entire page?"
InoShikaCho: "We have to show everyone the power of working together for like the 4th time this war!"
*They Create a chakra man that looks like he's made from dripping semen.*
*They turn Choji into a yo-yo which is just as ridiculous looking as it sounds.*
Choji: "C'mon! I'm going to get even bigger! I'm really confused as to why I haven't gotten laid yet!
Shikamaru: "Ah well I'm glad for that, our highlight scene was getting pretty short and lame."
Ino: "Highlight scene? What do you mean?"
Shikamaru: "It seems I broke the 4th wall again. . .I've got to stop doing that."
*Sai swoops in on an ink bird. Haven't seen him in so long you figured he'd be dead."
Sai: "Hey don't forget my character Kishi! I had a purpose too!"
Naruto: "Sai! You've returned from Fodderland!"
Sasuke: "This is the emo they got to replace me?"
Sakura: "Oh yea, we had Sai as a teammate."
*A Juubite throws a spear better than an Olympian at Sai."
Naruto: "Nevermind, I got you. Good, now go back to Fodderland where you belong."
Fodder #Whocares: Gah! We're being eaten by these things that teenagers can defeat better than us! If only we had trained all of our lives like they did instead of being adults and drinking!"
Hashirama: "Well, these guys actually are strong, I thought you guys were just joking! Good thing we're all immor. . .nevermind."
Sai: "Naruto! Can you be the only person who does anything while we stand around again!"
Naruto: "No! Kishi is making it too convenient for you guys to actually do something!"
Shikamaru: "You're breaking the 4th wall now too!"
Tobirama: "Silence child!"
Sai: "We have to actually come up with a plan now instead of just showing off everything we can!"
Naruto: "Damn it, you know we're not good at those!"
Sai: "Well you might get hurt in this war (shocker) and the healing unit can't do the only thing they're supposed to be doing!"
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: "That's ok, we'll just summon things like we should have earlier!"
*Team 7 summon 3 unimpressive looking summons that take us back to what it looked like on the cover of Chapter 4, because I'm out of actual jokes now.*
Sasuke and Naruto are staring intensively, both quickly forgetting Sakura's brief moment of relevance.
Sasuke: "Man, Naruto finally figured out how to not spaz into Kyuubi rage every time he sees me."
Naruto: "Sasuke's eyes can shoot black flames?? Where have I been the past 200 chapters??"
Team 8, consisting of the rapidly dwindling-in-respect Hinata, Shino, and Kiba, decide to actually join the battle.
Kiba: "We're not going to let the internet think I'm useless!" *spawns an equally unimpressive shadow clone*
Naruto: "Yea I did that in the first chapter, so no one is shitting their pants here."
Kiba: "Well wait a second and maybe I'll actually do something!"
*Kiba turns him and Akamaru into a three headed dog, because that third head will really make a difference in the long run.*
*Shino runs up very unimpressively and punches the big Juubite in the crotch, which seems to surprise it as much as us.*
*A bug goes into the Juubites crotch area, which is just a frightening as it seems.*
Ino: "Ew! Because everyone has to remember I'm a girl I will be disgusted by that!"
Shino: "Silence! I've forgotten which character I am!"
*Hinata slices through the Juubites quickly because she is the only person that can do a non-ridiculous justu.*
Hinata: "Maybe I should have practiced this attack before the war started. But Neji and Naruto have inspired me to hit something one more time!"
Rest of K11: "Why is she the only one in this chapter to get an entire page?"
InoShikaCho: "We have to show everyone the power of working together for like the 4th time this war!"
*They Create a chakra man that looks like he's made from dripping semen.*
*They turn Choji into a yo-yo which is just as ridiculous looking as it sounds.*
Choji: "C'mon! I'm going to get even bigger! I'm really confused as to why I haven't gotten laid yet!
Shikamaru: "Ah well I'm glad for that, our highlight scene was getting pretty short and lame."
Ino: "Highlight scene? What do you mean?"
Shikamaru: "It seems I broke the 4th wall again. . .I've got to stop doing that."
*Sai swoops in on an ink bird. Haven't seen him in so long you figured he'd be dead."
Sai: "Hey don't forget my character Kishi! I had a purpose too!"
Naruto: "Sai! You've returned from Fodderland!"
Sasuke: "This is the emo they got to replace me?"
Sakura: "Oh yea, we had Sai as a teammate."
*A Juubite throws a spear better than an Olympian at Sai."
Naruto: "Nevermind, I got you. Good, now go back to Fodderland where you belong."
Fodder #Whocares: Gah! We're being eaten by these things that teenagers can defeat better than us! If only we had trained all of our lives like they did instead of being adults and drinking!"
Hashirama: "Well, these guys actually are strong, I thought you guys were just joking! Good thing we're all immor. . .nevermind."
Sai: "Naruto! Can you be the only person who does anything while we stand around again!"
Naruto: "No! Kishi is making it too convenient for you guys to actually do something!"
Shikamaru: "You're breaking the 4th wall now too!"
Tobirama: "Silence child!"
Sai: "We have to actually come up with a plan now instead of just showing off everything we can!"
Naruto: "Damn it, you know we're not good at those!"
Sai: "Well you might get hurt in this war (shocker) and the healing unit can't do the only thing they're supposed to be doing!"
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: "That's ok, we'll just summon things like we should have earlier!"
*Team 7 summon 3 unimpressive looking summons that take us back to what it looked like on the cover of Chapter 4, because I'm out of actual jokes now.*
