"He has combined Shadow Clone with his own invention, the Sexy Jutsu. What a foolish ninja technique ... and he could probably get me with it, too."
3rd hokage
"Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe... and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a BLAST!"
Deidara obv
People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"
Itachi
"We're both of the same breed, after all... motives for war are of no concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because... no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."
""We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred.""
both Pain
When Kirabi's body turns into a tentacle during extraction, White side: "Ahahaha a tentacle!" Black Side: "Don't laugh
-zetsu