everything in Naruto was just a dream that Boruto had because Boruto is actually a real child who watches Naruto so he had a dream about it and his dad is actually Sasuke not Naruto and Naruto was actually his friend that died when he was 6 so that's why "Sage of 6 Paths" and Sakura isn't his mom but instead the teacher he wants to bang and Itachi is his real mom because Itachi is actually a girl and their entire family is black and sell drugs and some of it fell into his drink so that's why he's trippin in his dreams and Kishimoto is actually a fictional character in his own manga and the real Kishimoto is actually Naruto's REAL child which is actually Madara who is actually Sasuke from the future who is actually Naruto because Naruto never actually died but became evil meaning that Boruto's dad is his best friend he thought was dead and Sasuke was never real and simply a figment of his imagination. And Kishimoto is inside their TV pretending to be an anime character but in reality he's watching them through the TV screen taking notes on their names and characterizations so he can return to our reality and use the ideas to write Naruto in 1999 when it first began. And then Kishimoto wakes up and realizes that he already wrote Naruto, but Gaiden doesn't exist because he hasn't written it yet, then he remembers that Boruto is the name of Naruto's son so he makes that the name, but it's all a genjutsu because Kishimoto is trapped in Infinite Tsukyomi having his perfect dream world where he is a famous mangaka but in reality he's just some fodder ninja and Madara dodged Black Zetsu's hand thrust and killed him and Naruto and Sasuke, thus the world of trees never ended. And now Madara is the REAL God of the REAL universe and Naruto is simply a vehicle for him to project an alternate version of his reality just to **** with us and keep us down thinking Naruto is just fantasy and Madara got negged when in fact Madara is alive and we are brain washed ninja living in a false reality based upon Kishimoto's own subconscious becaus he is the one who created the infinite loop by creating a manga that would cast the genjutsu that would split reality apart and create our reality within that reality to then have us inside the imaginary world but in reality none of this is true and it's just a genjutsu after all which is why Itachi told Sasuke that perhaps your reality is merely an illusion, he's trying to let us know that like him, were trapped in an endless loop of lies, and this is the secret the illuminati is trying to keep from us.
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