[Discussion] What if we actually lived in the Narutoverse?

[DanUchiha57]

Bitch slap :flaw: Sakura for being so useless.

 

[htmwall]

We'd all be fodder, just like we are in our universe.

beat me to it

 

[onimusha madara]

First thing is first i would make sure that i lived in the past like senju and uchiha time and develop thousands of jutsu train myself to have master control over my jutsu then BOOM learn of a way to get the rinnegan so i could steal souls and like live forever also with my immortal soul master every jutsu known to man then gain a vast amount of chakra then be praised as a god that saves peoples but i need 10 souls to live forever and ever and master every kekkei touta with my element control and master partial control then pull a kabuto and steal clan secret jutsu so i would be a jutsu powerful no paths of pain either and i would rape girls all the time and the jinchruki no fair i would challenge the strongest ninja and have them teach me and master and perfect their jutsu then i would make an island for me and a select group of ninja and every 4 yrs i would hold the ninja style hunger games and then after 300 years of that i would join the nations and i would be called super kami guru buddha and any1 can challenge my power but it would be peaceful and nice and we would have a true peace and then i will move to the other planets and go on and pull a freiza BOOM so what now

 

[onimusha madara]

First thing is first i would make sure that i lived in the past like senju and uchiha time and develop thousands of jutsu train myself to have master control over my jutsu then BOOM learn of a way to get the rinnegan so i could steal souls and like live forever also with my immortal soul master every jutsu known to man then gain a vast amount of chakra then be praised as a god that saves peoples but i need 10 souls to live forever and ever and master every kekkei touta with my element control and master partial control then pull a kabuto and steal clan secret jutsu so i would be a jutsu powerful no paths of pain either and i would rape girls all the time and the jinchruki no fair i would challenge the strongest ninja and have them teach me and master and perfect their jutsu then i would make an island for me and a select group of ninja and every 4 yrs i would hold the ninja style hunger games and then after 300 years of that i would join the nations and i would be called super kami guru buddha and any1 can challenge my power but it would be peaceful and nice and we would have a true peace and then i will move to the other planets and go on and pull a freiza BOOM so what now

oh k the last part i ment to say i would make a guild and everyone would be assisinged missions by rank and we would be a huge enormous ninja guild and work for money no bull crap like wars and such we would do assassinations and such ya know like true ninja's

 

[HamzaVeli]

You kidding right?

Worship the almighty Jashin and offer him ritualistic sacrifices.

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thats what am bloody talkin about -- id be a follower jus like you mine brethren !!

 

[yellowxflash]

probably be a villager

 

[Omnislash X SageMode]

another thought: id rather be part of a village but not limited to working for the kage....id probably train all day....then go live it up at the ramen shop..but my main goal would be to create my own jutsus...train 3 disciples...then have a son and teach him my techs and knowledge. Id try to master shape manipulation to be better at it then naruto/etc could ever be

 

[ZedLeppelin]

just learn ftg have seals everywhere maybe chill out and work for any kage, all villages seem pretty sweet. As an ANBU preferably. Maybe lead a cell formed of gennin out of the academy and teach 'em sweet ass jutsus just be an average ninja with an awesome job lol

 

[Edge]

I'd be waking down the street with this theme playing FOR SURE.

 

[th1s1guysays]

:shrug:

Become the strongest ninja a live and put the world in Infinite Tsukuyomi.

+rep, this made me crack up.

my EMS can see the transformations and i can put girls in my genjustu to bring my sexual fantasise ALIVE

Ever heard of TMI??:shrug:

 

[Melodious]

Imagine living in a world where people could hide as objects?

I already hide as objects. U_U

How paranoid would you be?

Meh.

Would you be the Ultimate Shinobi?

Maybe..

What would you develop as your primary jutsu?

Plot no Jutsu.

Anything else you'd like to accomplish?

Not become a fodder ninja.. >.>​